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Machine Gay Kelly

@judalicious

COO for the QSIDE Institute, CIO at Bennington College, proud supporter of DEI, gay person, gender fuzzy, proud dad of a transgender son. Expressions and opinions are my own and do not represent the organizations that I work for.

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a cartoon toaster is smiling and holding a piece of toast Alt: a cartoon toaster is smiling and jumping off a counter w a cape on its back as it falls to the ground
13.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also @meidastouch.com @katiephang.bsky.social @briantylercohen.bsky.social @adammockler.com @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social @zeteo.com

Corporate β€œnews” is dead. @msnowreports.bsky.social is solid and holding, imo, but independent media is the future.

13.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A hunky shirtless pic of John Shepard from Friday the 13th part V: A new beginning.

A hunky shirtless pic of John Shepard from Friday the 13th part V: A new beginning.

Well, it’s Friday the 13th. What’s your fave (and least fave) movie in the franchise?

My fave is probably the fifth - a new beginning, although Jason takes Manhattan, Jason X, and Freddy v. Jason all have their charms. Jason goes to Hell (#9) is my least fave.

13.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omgeeeee! I’m guffawing.

05.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump PANICS as WAR Gets OUT OF CONTROL!!
Trump PANICS as WAR Gets OUT OF CONTROL!! YouTube video by MeidasTouch

Pathetic, tiny-dicked little boys playing war with human lives. Defeat these asshats!!!

youtu.be/ebxDIinOnfM?...

04.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why Won't The Media Mention Israel's Nukes? Mehdi Breaks It Down
Why Won't The Media Mention Israel's Nukes? Mehdi Breaks It Down YouTube video by Zeteo

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social is a fucking GEM. youtube.com/shorts/J1CHM...

04.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The explanation of why we’re at war w Iran is fucking unreal. We are, apparently, now so weak as a nation that if Netanyahu says jump, our only response can be β€œyes sir, how high?”

03.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t be quiet.

02.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We live in Western Mass and working VT, but where we are is pretty Trumpy, so I am very much looking forward to confrontations over my two new car flags that I had printed: one says: β€œDonald Trump: Molesting our daughters. Murdering our sons.” The other says β€œOperation Epstein Fury”.

02.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, β€œwater” Jamaican plains

01.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Water fountain, tune yards.

01.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing if I just spent 15 minutes googling how to paste text on an iPhone, I may have slightly overdone it on the edibles.

01.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So today I was at the gym and asked a dude for a spot and he literally refused and then muttered β€œfucking faggot” under his breath as he walked away. I’m glad to be 51 and still dealing with this nonsense.

28.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🀣🀣

25.02.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1874 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 27
A pavlova w mixed berries

A pavlova w mixed berries

Nothing I love quite like a pavlova!

21.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jude Higdon sporting a black hoodie sweatshirt w the word β€œGAYTRIOT” in Pride flag colors.

Jude Higdon sporting a black hoodie sweatshirt w the word β€œGAYTRIOT” in Pride flag colors.

Sporting my new gaytriot sweatshirt. H/t to @mizzwelch.bsky.social and the β€œI’ve had it” podcast crew; one of my faves!

19.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump PANICS After Causing America's WORST Sewage Spill Ever
Trump PANICS After Causing America's WORST Sewage Spill Ever YouTube video by Really American

Metaphor is dead. JFC.

18.02.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration.

#BrutalButAccurate

17.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 30024 πŸ” 8726 πŸ’¬ 833 πŸ“Œ 455
My response to Jeanine Pirro's investigation:
My response to Jeanine Pirro's investigation: YouTube video by Sen. Elissa Slotkin

youtube.com/shorts/rM4PY...

15.01.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a machine, jellybean! I didn’t even know you were working on this! Hongera!

15.01.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they know not of Donald Trump…

15.01.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so good and soooooo trashy but SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!

15.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Joy Is an Act of Resistance!' Says White Woman Who Engages in No Other Acts of Resistance In a story coming out of a coffee shop in Manhattan, NY, 28-year-old Natalie Dodge was overheard explaining to her friends why simply experiencing joy in these uncertain times is a form of resistance,...

A-fucking-men. reductress.com/post/joy-is-...

15.01.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. And then for us gays. And then for everyone else. I’ll fight this til my last breath.

15.01.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good for him. Don’tπŸ‘cedeπŸ‘theπŸ‘square!

15.01.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Charlie! Fighting how we can from inside…

15.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Faculty Merit Act Is Meritless (opinion) A proposal to mandate publication of SAT and other standardized test scores for all faculty and faculty job applicants is statistically unsound.

A right wing proposal would force public universities to gather/publish standardized test scores (SAT, GRE, etc.) for every faculty applicant across stages of a faculty search, to β€œrestore meritocracy.” πŸ‘€ My op-ed today explains one of the many reasons this is nonsense: bad statistics. #AcademicSky

08.01.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

I love u and u inspire me. Thanks for all you do all the time you beautiful, passionate hunk of man!

08.01.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.12.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 26445 πŸ” 8858 πŸ’¬ 515 πŸ“Œ 499

Just rewatched. So good.

09.12.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0