Kansas has ‘the consumption’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!
Kansas has ‘the consumption’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!
I will not be calling the Gulf of Mexico by its stripper name.
We are friends on twitter, please follow me back. 🥰🥰
Everything can be fixed by eating something covered in melted cheese.
I wanna be the Duke of something.
I’m on it!!!!!!!!!
Shhhh… I’m reading!!
#booksky
#onyxstorm
How are you.
For once in my life, I’m kinda proud to be on the losing team.
59 minutes until the release of Onyx storm!!! #booksky
Oh my gosh hi! You need to set up a profile picture so that I can recognize you.
@guardian2009.bsky.social
Do I know you from Twitter ?
You’re easy to love.
@antifapuddinpop.bsky.social
@sydfish.bsky.social
Tell me the name of a country song that mentions whiskey.
I won’t know what to do with myself!!!!!!
I have never used TikTok.
But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark.
Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social
😂
The devil is the least cunty character in the Bible!
Oh my gosh!!!! Im so excited!!!!!!
I knew you would 😂😂
Come raise the dead with me!
I love you tiki
I love love love ‘the reformatory’
Voo likes girls that sin!
I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!
Voo and I met on Twitter. We talk by phone almost every day. We share our humor, our lives, and our joy of reading! As all of you and I tread the unknown world during these next four years, consider your online friends as a resource. Be smart, be safe, be resilient. Have fun!
It's 27º in the DMV. Hubs is putting steaks on the grill, tossing a Caesar salad and waiting on the 20yo to come home. I am sipping on some whiskey and listening to the wind howl. I am reading short short stories this weekend w my bestie @voodoll.bsky.social
I don’t feel like carpeing any diem!
Lol! I’m Egyptian.
A gentle reminder that new years resolutions don't have to be about positive changes. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty and disrespect your enemies.