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@swimtothematt

It’s all just noise and nihilism baby

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My favourite internet thing is Reddit posts of first time cat owners like “OH FUCK OH GOD IS MY CAT OKAY THEY’RE BREATHING SO HEAVILY IS IT PNEUMONIA” with an attached video of a content kitty purring its lil ass off slow blinking at its owner. Melts my heart.

13.03.2026 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Sham! The Sham! The Sham! by PROJECTOR on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:11

I impress my team of cleaners with the length of my e d i c t s

13.03.2026 13:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If a reform win is preferable to a green win, then that is literally saying that power matters more than progress. That shit is definitely factored into my pragmatism.

13.03.2026 10:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look, I’m a pragmatic voter and I’m gonna remain that way, but Labour viewing a Reform win more favourably than a Green win is very much factoring into that thought pattern. I don’t give a shit who wins if the country moves in the right direction, but I care about this country.

13.03.2026 10:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Discovered this album this morning and I am totally sold this shit rules

13.03.2026 08:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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97% by Jools on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:37

what was she wearing- LOOKS DONT KILL.

13.03.2026 08:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Limerence by Jools on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:57
13.03.2026 08:48 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’m afraid we live in a post-Armando Ianucci world now, I’m not sure any political satire could come close to reality 😂

10.03.2026 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jokes aside I am convinced the reason I kept smashing work and then tanking my career whenever I got bored is as simple as ‘they wouldn’t let me listen to background noise and I lost my grip’ every bloody time

09.03.2026 15:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait you’re telling me having someone talking in the background 16 hours a day isn’t normal? What do people without ADHD listen to all day???

09.03.2026 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow a new 25 billion carrier you can buy with your squadron! If only I had friends I could split that bill with

09.03.2026 15:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FRIENDSHIP DRIVE CHARGING

09.03.2026 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God the sound design in this game is fucking incredible

09.03.2026 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck I missed this game, and my fancy new Corsair needs engineering and stuff so we have been sucked back into the Galaxy of Elite: Dangerous.

09.03.2026 08:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Back where I belong; the pilot seat of my federal corvette

07.03.2026 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Yeah, it’s better than nothing! Still, I do hope we get something soon, the series deserves the love

05.03.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah for sure, I played it on launch but it was, well, a mobile gacha, so I dropped off pretty quickly and missed the actual important lore stuff. A sad state of affairs, a once-and-done version might actually be kinda fun. And yeah the message is why I’m throwing my toys out the pram, I want news!!

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i have a lot of respect for yoko taro because i think there are a lot of strong and thought out thematic reasons for the fanservice in the nier games, but rather than risking sounding pretentious by mentioning it he just went "yeah it's there because im a pervert"

03.03.2026 17:26 👍 72 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 2
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a robot with green eyes and a clock on its head Alt: Pascal from Nier:Automata having a mental breakdown

Mfw Yoko Taro

04.03.2026 10:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being a NieR fan is actually an abusive relationship. All we want is Nier 3 but Taro is like ‘WHAT IF NIER 3 WAS A MOBILE GACHA THAT I DELETED AT THE END LOL TIME TO GO WRITE ANIME SCRIPTS.’ I fucking hate you please just make the best game in history’s sequel pleaseeeee

04.03.2026 10:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What the fuck do you mean Yoko Taro is writing for Evangelion? WHERE NIER 3 TARO???

04.03.2026 10:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bloody Fulgrim fans I tell ya

04.03.2026 09:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To the lovely soul repeatedly blocking and unblocking me over last night, I don’t know what I did but I was probably right now pls stop spamming my notifications.

04.03.2026 09:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

okay I’d like to wake up now, this Armando Ianucci-esque waking dream has gone on for far too long.

03.03.2026 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a heart shaped picture frame that says hey buddy on it Alt: A (bad) GIF of V.IV Rusty from ac6 in a heart locket.
03.03.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nigel Farage's Long History of Crying ‘Fraud’ Whenever His Party Loses Elections The Reform UK leader has a long record of blaming his own party's election defeats on "cheating" by ethnic minorities, yet no evidence of it can ever be found

🔴Nigel Farage’s Long History of Crying ‘Fraud’ Whenever His Party Loses Elections

The Reform UK leader has a long record of blaming his own party’s election defeats on “cheating” by ethnic minorities, yet no evidence of it can ever be found, reports @josiahmortimer.bsky.social

02.03.2026 15:33 👍 271 🔁 137 💬 19 📌 9

Just don’t ask me about non-engine, I don’t want to talk about it.

03.03.2026 10:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

40-card Rokket Mitsurugi has some serious fangs. Dropping all the generic dragon link good stuff + bystials has made the deck so much more consistent, and the new Rokket stuff is insane. Ending on Borrelend/Borrelshroud/Futsu with set Reboot + Great Purification (Murakumo in GY) is fuckin nasty.

03.03.2026 10:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

02.03.2026 14:43 👍 6876 🔁 1638 💬 138 📌 296

Also fuck every space marine not named Sigismund, they have a truly transhuman ability to bore my ass off.

02.03.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0