five seasons and he only takes his clothes off like twice. what a waste of talent

some of the best moments in the last seasons are hilarious for that reason, everything turns into soap opera craziness but he's still there giving a masterclass

you'd have to be to get through fringe

there's like five timelines and none of them make sense

thank god for joshua jackson's beautiful grin

Most guys are sweating out in the gym sauna for their health. I'm here to make my balls saltier. 😛

it's gonna be freezing rain in 12 hours so I'm being slutty outside while i can

I'm not playing it unless there's a secret twist ending a la 'i can't wait to be a hockey player like dad\bro we are in another hockey player's asshole'

counterpoint: put him in lots of things! Like a fire. Or a pit.

good thing I'm not doing emotional labor for straight men 💅

honestly don't care what the other dude has going on but why would you bring it up in this situation?

his number is 999th dude to casually mention his wife and kids before making a pass at me

first #piercedcock

also i should have been specific: tell me what you're grabbing a handful of

just grab whatever chunky handful appeals to you

Good boys will repost this when they see it 🐎

#gay #hairy #daddy #bear

i have big arms

have you tried huel? it's solved all of my food issues you just have to be cool with rotating the same five flavors forever

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

my favorite is the pink sludge™️ but they have a new one that's pretty good it's called 'pink sludge for boys (blue sludge ™️)'

(me getting ready to go lift weights)

just me and my fruity pink beverage against the world

i know i know, I shouldn't smoke a joint before going to the gym

but

I'm gonna take some unregulated stimulants first so it's fine

she is the best, stinkiest pillow on the planet

Preworkout is such an awesome invention like hey good luck backing out of the gym last minute when we’ve filled your skin with ants that only go away when you sweat

since it's for research

thank you ever since i went to the state fair as a three year old I've wanted to jump into the giant sugar-spinning machine and become a mound of cotton candy, and the gay approval I've received from my hair is almost as sweet as realizing my dream

thanks, I'm really proud of almost getting the part between colors even

Need to join a gay gym because this pump is too good for taking pics in the bathroom, I need a mirrored posing area

a stranger came up to me and told me my dog is beautiful and I'm happy for her she is beautiful and she deserves it

but i deserve it more

very lazy this #fcf

chatting with a dude in the sauna (as is my wont) and I saw his dick visibly twitch when I said 'I drive a forklift for a living'

this blue collar bear thing is like shooting fish in a barrel sometimes