Alice in Therapy

So. If we are gonna stare at each other at least eye fuck me…

I'll cancel plans just to be alone.

#nowwatching The Rip….

Splashing back in.

How many of you dressed slutty for Halloween? 🎃

Married dudes fund only fans lol….

Idk I’m just good at recognizing red flags….

Can’t I have to go to Rapunzels tower to get my Halloween “candy”

Lube. Because enthusiasm isn’t always enough.

Same

Yes it’s shaved….

women who wear superhero panties, they are the real superheroes

I’m going out with Cinderella later.. now I have to go steal a decent dress, she got a fucking closet like the Hiltons… bitch….

this horny house will not be built on faked orgasms

You don’t have to like me…. And I don’t have to care. 😉

Please…. When I bend over I know you are looking at my ass…. Making your mind get all swirly

Sometimes when I stretch I squeeze my nipples real hard and glitter comes out.

Ain’t nothing like a blanket, a solid movie and cold weather outside… maybe some whiskey. My vibe.

It would be so much nicer to get a smack on the ass to wake me up over that damn alarm sound.

It’s on Thursday on Shudder I can’t wait!!

I do hope you are ok… things can always get better… #mentalhealthawareness

Sometimes you’re the Corndog, sometimes your stick.

Think about that next time.

Totally. I’m near the end now. Def not what I thought

#nowwatching Clown in a Cornfield

Here’s a secret…. Rapunzel never wants to leave her tower because she keeps all the good shit there… I swear the Red Queen is getting suspicious….

For the mad Hatter’s Halloween party I’m gonna dress like Cinderella, which basically means I’m gonna wear a ball gown and be a bitch to everybody all night

Moby Dick? Nah more like Moby Clit… amirite

Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.

I’ve seen all 3 Terrifiers. I feel like I can watch anything now

I really need a firestaff to carry on the reg