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21.09.2025 20:33
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Made me literally gasp with delight
“Jack and Diane”
I liked this part too
Thank you for the transparency 😂
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I’ve taken up crocheting to keep my hands busy but I still check my phone more than I’d like. I end up googling more stuff. Not everything is weather related but some of it is
I’ll support you in this theory
My husband has this too and getting it back in the day because Cobain wore it is totally on brand for him. I asked and he denies it.
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Ok but sign me up for that brand of sorcery
Tonight come see us before we leave on our harrowing 3 stop, two-state tour! #dcmusic #livemusic #livedcmusic #synthpop
A cream colored skirt with randomly-placed black, teal, yellow, and fuchsia triangles and diamonds
At this morning’s standup
Coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice
Me: Thank you, I call it my “Saved By the Bell skirt.”
Hours later, in the elevator
Another coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice. It reminds me of Saved By the Bell
I work in a good place.
A happy lady wearing sunglasses on a beautiful day in downtown DC. There are pink paper lanterns above her head, brightly contrasting with the azure blue sky. Her fingernails are the same color as her liquid meal, a smoothie from Fruitive, with the straw placed unfortunately directly below her left nostril. She’s smiling, unaware of how she flubbed a selfie that’s otherwise cute-as-hell.
It’s a very nice day for a lunchtime walk outside and a smoothie. I’m not snorting it, I awkwardly placed the straw near my nose to show enough of the cup for color play and for that I am truly sorry.
Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can YOU?
The Dark Money documentary on Max shines a spotlight on the exact dweeb you’re referring to. I loved it, highly recommended. One episode is just about Ohio!
A small and handsome white and gray tabby cat with seven gray and white mouse toys
We are having refrigerator problems and when the repair guy pulled the fridge out, we found out what happened to all of Major Tom’s favorite mouse toys went
Why don’t more people complain about this? By the time I’m halfway through the article, the thing refreshes and I lose my place if it reloads at all.
Same
Safety Bear! ♥️
It’s now the NBA Playoffs so as it happens a few times a year, we have the same network on all weekend (March Madness, the Olympics, major news events, etc) and I’ve about had it with the talking baby and fucking Will Ferrel and his intentionally atonal singing 😫
A+ analysis
A small white and tabby cat peeking out from atop kitchen cabinets
Major Tom doing his thing #catsky
This is going to be a literally unbelievable good time! 🥰
Graph of approval/disapproval ratings per Real Clear Politics’ polling average showing 46% approval, 51.8% disapproval. The graph dates back to the beginning of February, showing a total reversal. On February it appears the corresponding figures were about 50.5% approval, 44.5% disapproval. The trendiness show a very satisfying X pattern.
With similar energy to when you take a moment to acknowledge a clear, 75-degree day as being a solidly good time to be alive, I recommend that you soak in the fact that the Trump administration had a very bad week. It’s not *just* approval ratings, but that’s a good place to start (source: RCP)
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Jesus
A small ziplock bag full of googly eyes in 3 different sizes
I’m not sure why, but they’ve started cracking down on office hotelers soft-reserving by leaving shit at our unofficial desks? We’ve been asked to “remove personal effects.” I was trying to think of some way to scare people into respecting my territory. Then I remembered this bag of googly eyes.
This is one of my favorite accounts
