Molly

My better half.

That's awesome!!

Four years. Four years of saying "Hold my Topo Chico."

Uh huh.

We were gone for a week and came home to find someone took Billy Bones off the porch. He was a 7 dollar plastic skeleton from Walgreens 2 years ago. He'd been striking striking poses all this time and now he's gone and Walgreens doesn't have them until Halloween. Dammit.

What 'bot is writing this and how is it getting through the censors? I think we're being played here.

Going thru a Brown People Harrasment Checkpoint in New Mexico. The girls wanted to know what border we were crossing. I said to smile and look white because those 8th grade educated uniforms wouldn't know a J-1 visa from their shoe.

Well shit.
Scratch Launch 8 too. Makes my job harder but not as hard as theirs.

Non Political Post: if you play Pokemon Go and we are not Friends yet, I'm 313816657778.

Nope. Afraid to take leave lest I get muskked in absentia and hard to plan anything when I don't know how long I'll have a job.

NOAA.
💔

How will you do this now that so much of your staff was fired?

HEY CONGRESS!! WE FEDERAL EMPLOYEES ARE HARDWORKING AMERICANS THAT YOU ARE FUCKING OVER. and we vote. Or at least I there will be an election again in this country.

www.house.gov/representati...
Please. Please contact your Representatives. I held my breath and emailed Ted Cruz, fercrissakes. You'll have a hard time besting that. But please contact your Representatives and Senators. Ask what they're doing to stop the madness.

I didn't get the email. Not sure how to take this as the rest of my team got it. Maybe our new overlord/batboy already knows what I did last week?

The Felon and the Muskrat. I like that. Thanks!

Orange shitgibbon and Batboy are making federal employees into the classic Other. We're the ones you're supposed to hate and distrust. At least long enough to quit seeing the browns that are being rounded up like cattle.
But we're not Other. We're everyday people. Don't let them turn us into Other.

I'm not, not really. It's only a matter of time, I think. Today was especially hard. Do the Walmart people really think we're all lazy shit heads playing on our phones for our staggering pay?

This is what despair looks like in my house. When they fire me, too, there won't be enough flour in the world.

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

We aren't bringing them home anymore since being forced out of telework.

Long ass day

I found the 80s Mellow Gold channel on Amazon music. Yeah I know Amazon is evil. But by that standard, my day job will assure my spot in hell. So, with my fancy noiseproof earbuds that I bought from a vending machine in an airport when I had to fly Coach, I am reasonably happy at work right now.

Looks like I'm going to have up figure this thing out.