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idk why but its very very funny to me that you have to watch 2 distinct unskippable Sony intros when you boot up Marathon

"ah yes the inextricably linked Sony and Bungie... How could I forget my favorite Sony property... Marathon... When I think of Bungie, I think of Sony!"

monkeys paw shit

10.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

slay the spire 1 everyone copied the branching paths

slay the spire 2 everyone gonna copy the epochs

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love this game (mushina has a passive that does 1 damage to all enemies when they kill something)

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is what they did to celeste and it feels like shit!!!!

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No... Please don't tell me Biden is in the Epstein files... FUCK now I have to throw out all of my lifesize Biden cardboard cutouts, all of my clothing, all of my Biden merch, the Biden flags, the Biden bumper stickers... God and I had just spent half my life savings on Bidencoin WHY man why!!!!!!

04.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

enough time has passed and someone in the big room upstairs finally flipped the switch labeled "can easily get hurt for an extended period of time by sleeping wrong"

02.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wish i were in Zanarkand with my wife

26.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dont put a strat in a white boys hand aint nothing good gonna come from that

25.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL canada
LOL
hockey? LOL
Canada? Hockey? LOL
USA USA USA USA USA
No 1 Hockey
Canada? LOL
πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦? LOL
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Hockey = American
Losing = Canadian
LOL
hockey? LOL
canada LOL
LOL

22.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

im having trouble seeing this one πŸ˜•

22.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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nah man

19.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's tough being a democrat. The midterms aren't for another 8 months and George is already having me bus 100 illegal immigrants a day into my local county clerk's office. Each person can vote about 10 times before we have to send them to their newly built single family homes in Cali. #bluewave

19.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i would not recommend the item that boosts all of your stats but lets the ai control your character

16.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If your fat lazy ass orders delivery and you have that poor delivery person leave it at your door with no tip then you are a fucking subhuman that needs to be put down like the fucking animal you are. Look me in the eyes when you stiff me you little pussy bitch. Sick of these fucking degenerates.

13.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ITUNES IS A TERRIBLE APPLICATION

Do not use this application.

A CURSE upon you Tim Cook. Ill omens for all who associate with you.

The iTunes is of a PIECE of a shit, it fucking BAD.

!!!AVOID ITUNES!!!

13.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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yup... there it is... the internet

09.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Money can't buy happiness? It does on my machine. Skill issue I'm afraid.

05.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantlyineedmyheadtoexplodeinstantly

04.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In The Pretenders' 'Brass in Pocket' there is absolutely no way the lyrics are:
"Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs"
because lead singer Chrissie Hynde absolutely does not, with a bullet, DOES NOT say "legs"

She says "begs" and I don't know what that means but my man she IS NOT SAYING LEGS.

04.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to be taken out with a .50 cal sniper rifle. 1200 meters. Clean shot target down.

29.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a payload carrying 5 hydrogen bombs to detonate 3 millimeters above my head this instant

28.01.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

first person to invent a dryer that makes sure all your clothes arent inside out is gonna do minions numbers

20.01.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eating fruits and veggies every day is actually playing life on easy mode i choose to only ingest the most carcinogenic slop on the daily so that i will top the leaderboards when i die

14.01.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are YOU a lucky little lady in the city of light? Or just another lost angel? Click here to find out

13.01.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noita tip: It is ALWAYS a good idea to chase a gold nugget down a blind drop, always do it because it will only ever reward you

12.01.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sometimes you get a wand in noita that really makes you think

10.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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proud of my raid group for downing the hardest boss of the first tier of the 4th expansion's second release

10.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eating a banana for breakfast really do make you feel superior to everyone else

31.12.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mgs delta movement and controls freakin stink pee yew!!!!

30.12.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0