Sarah

I swear if she’s the one that dies I’ll be mad about the takeout AND losing her bc she seems cool

Some man loving Ophelia would not have saved her. Her lack of autonomy made escaping her mental state impossible. Painting her as a damsel in distress shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the text.

Sorry Craig, I take it back. You did good this episode

Skipping the wlw scene two weeks in a row DURING lesbian visibility week is FOUL.

WHEN I CATCH YOU CRAIG

#tlou

All the people who said Sunrise on the Reaping would be boring because “we already know everything about haymitch’s games” better be singing this song after reading it

I’m never feeling bad for any group chat I’m a part of again

Ready for everything is tuberculosis book tour in Philly! (I’m driving 6 hours)

Green sharpie for my copy of Everything is Tuberculosis 🩷

Bestie it works out closer to 92 hours of work at 3secs ea. 330,000 secs=5,500 mins=91.66 hours

She SHOUTED when George enlisted. John Doe with the bus just came in the hospital

My girlfriend has never seen greys anatomy. We are about to watch the season 5 finale together.

#greysanatomy #george #izzie

I’m in my snoopy era

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

Ticketmaster is my biggest op. Tell me how I was in the checkout twice for Lucy Dacus tickets and it kicked me out. I was there on the dot and am leaving empty handed. EVERY TIME I try to buy tickets with them this happens to me.

I am EXTREMELY online on that app. I will absolutely notice if it feels different after this announcement of them working closely with Trump.

I stg if they sold TikTok to Facebook I’ll delete my account there too. I want NOTHING to do with meta

This bear in the big blue house video made me cry.

One of my final tik toks to load was Rand Paul making sense 😵‍💫

On the bright side maybe folks will stop calling me an alarmist when I call America an Oligarchy

He’s always stealing my pillows

The people I went to high school with keep stealing the baby names I always liked 😡😡

(I don’t want kids)

Jokes on you I have insomnia

Like I’m glad Dr oz isn’t in, but you can’t convince me we didn’t just end up with a grifter and liar in Fetterman.

I so badly wish I had supported Kenyatta instead of Fetterman for senate. What a fucking traitor that man has turned out to be.

My gf has snored since the first night we spent together (not very loudly. It’s cute and doesn’t keep me up). I just told her the other day she snores. She keeps insisting she is simply congested; I might let her live in the ignorance bc she’s so cute with it

I find it kinda beautiful it took less than a day to find out that Nancy Parker is the rat and nearly a week to find Luigi. Maybe we can be a proper country after all with a little work

Adding Renee Rapp to the NYE lineup is the one thing that has made me consider watching ngl