Having pavlova because I didnβt get to have one at Christmasβ¦you can have it at any point of the year. The government doesnβt want you to know this
Red sign on a telegraph pole saying caution water dragons crossing
Water dragon standing on a driveway
Water dragon standing on a driveway
They weren't kidding
It's hot, I brought water out for the chickens
Brown packet of coffee flavoured corn chips
Welcome back to "what the fuck is this?"
4 panel comic about chicken coop/ chicken coups
It took me a sec
Frowning black and white dog
I think I've done something
Chonky girl with a drill putting a chicken coop together with chonky dog sitting on her lap
Chonky girl with a drill putting a chicken coop together with chonky dog sitting on her lap
Black and white dog sitting in a half made chicken coop
Black and white dog laying on a black couch
The Chickens got a new house for Christmas. Matilda helped
Her sisters are broody and don't want to hang with her
I am being yelled at
Thank you
Blue dinosaur in the back seat of black car
Godzilla is on the move
Thank you, I can't believe it's finished
Por quΓ© no los dos
Thank you
About 120cm
Blue crocheted Godzilla standing on green carpet
Blue crocheted Godzilla standing on green carpet
Godzilla is done and dusted
Arms are on
A pair of daffynitions every day until I run out, number 43β¦
Dictator = a penis-shaped potato
Overreacting = when a thespian plays a sexual organ
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
You're welcome
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus and I lost my job as a bus driver.
She's beauty and she's grace
Rude
Grinning black and white dog with frowning black and white cat
Cheeeesssee
The best colloquial Scottish phrase I've come across for describing someone who is boastful or conceited, heard in Aberdeen, is βhe thinks heβs the cheese, but heβs only the stink.β
Hi there
Black and white dog grinning
Cheeessssee
You should get a boat. Duh