Big Tofu

Kiss fight!

Bones is a better show than X-Files but people don't want to hear it

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4 hours (and four beers) later I am not afraid to admit how very wrong I was. Two Towers extended edition goes so hard

Drone shots are fine or whatever, but I just don’t think every single show needs one

A traditional botanical cola beverage - with herbal extracts

In the crib fucked up off the curiosity cola

I think I’m coming around on the idea that the LOTR movies are bad, actually

The nurse told me that the flu shot is made from eggs. I said "so are we, if you think about it." But he didn't like that

That’s legendary director Harold Blueberry

My friend Bobby did this junior year when he decided, completely unprompted and for no compensation, to drink a forty every day for a month

Two cans of Monster (the purple one and the blue one)

That’s right baby it’s #TwoMonsterTuesday

Eating three week old garlic bread. Ask me if I give a fuck 🖕

I’d love to “crack a cold one.” Alas, I’ve eaten too much Greek food

you know how much of a loser you have to be where the only way you can even conceive of your life being valued by society is if that society collapses

People don’t eat shish kabobs anymore

A fundraising text from a Democrat candidate that talks about how he used to work for Palantir until the company decided to work with ICE

Some are calling it the worst fundraising text ever received

your writing is so good it's crazy. great article

A tuxedo cat lying on a green blanket, cutely

A white cat sleeping on a blanket

Snow day

Quibi was just 10 years too early tbh

I love how drinking beer in your thirties feels like being poisoned

day drinking and installing linux i love snow days

Do you think figure skaters like the music they skate to? Because it’s universally awful

A multiple choice asking what issues I experienced related to gaming. The answer selected is Gamer’s Rage

Joining a class action due to being inflicted with Gamer’s Rage

I rewatched this the other day for some reason and my god what a pile of shit. And don’t even get me started on the sequel, which I also rewatched for some reason. It makes the first one look like a masterpiece

Black hat that says “Furious 7 extended edition on blu-ray”

What do you think about this

That’s not true though. The US stock market has returned like 8% on average, and at that return the vast majority of your balance would be from compound interest after 30 years

I don’t clap when the plane lands. I’m too busy clapping for women

There’s nothing better than telling a foul wench to unhand you

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.