when I find who gave me the plague I will dessstroy their entire village
06.02.2026 15:52
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when I find who gave me the plague I will dessstroy their entire village
I prefer cooking them alive in their armor
transgender kobold (they were an inscrutable kobold-specific gender at birth, and now they are a different inscrutable kobold-specific gender)
VILLAGE SSSO NICE I CHOSSSE NOT TO #PILLAGE IT
I apologize for my continued ssstruggle to be engaged here, but at current I am fundraisssing for my beloved kobold, who needsss a cossstly diagnossstic tessst for Cussshing’sss. We art a quarter of the way there and thy help would mean the world to me.
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Magic serpent.
I apologize for my continued ssstruggle to be engaged here, but at current I am fundraisssing for my beloved kobold, who needsss a cossstly diagnossstic tessst for Cussshing’sss. We art a quarter of the way there and thy help would mean the world to me.
ko-fi.com/ifiwasawyrm/...
the maiden hath fired me from tower guard duty sssimply for expresssing mine political beliefsss. pleassse giveth me 13,000 gold
another update for my friendsss in the open ssskiess! the dragon isss finally moving to a sssafer place with their beloved faerie. thou can sssupport usss at ko-fi.com/ifiwasawyrm
happy pride
the dragon livesss, mosssly on Twitter ssstill unfortunately but the dragon livess
dragon deez n—….nay,,i ssshant. thisss issst the ssspeech of blaggardsss.
hello the dragon hast not been slain yet. just eepy
oh so NOW thou seeketh a dragon to burn down a tyrannical despot in an ivory palace down because tis YOUR tyrannical despot ?
what the fuck issst “blahaj” what ssspell issss that. all the witchesss art cassting it lately
Dwagon...
Daily Dragon days 13, 14, 15 & 16.
Official Artwork & References
Cosma
pulling extra ssshiftsss for the holidayss
i ssshalt burn down hisss village for thee
to-do lissst for the weekend:
- kidnapping
- arssson
- vandalisssm
- treassson
- dessstruction of public property
- disssturbing the peace
- fleeing law enforcement
telling the jesssterss to check their privilege
Fucked up weather app saying it’s 140 degrees Fahrenheit outside and saying the high will be 151 degrees
Weather forecassst for the kingdom I jussst burned down
Library of Congress portrait of Donald Trump
Clyde Caldwell's painting of Cyan Bloodbane whispering to the elf king Lorac; a green dragon with red eyes arched over an elvish king in his throne, his hand over an orb with a pained expression.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump announcesss Cyan Bloodbane asss White House Chief of Ssstaff
doth the dolphinsss want to be part of thine sssymphony ?
algorithm post to find moots w shared interests <3
HONOUR
JUSTICE
ILLMATER
WOMEN
MAIDENS
KNIGHTS
CHIVALRY
STRENGTH
FAITH
LARGE SWORDS
TOWER SHIELDS
KITE SHIELDS
DEVOTION
MILORD
WOMEN
WOMEN KNIGHTS
LESBIANISM
Correspondenced submitted to my strawpage that reads "When I was. A Young wyrm. My father. Took me into the kingdom. To burn some houses down."
HE SSAID "WYRM, WHEN THOU GROWETH UP, WILSST THOU BE THE SSSLAYER OF THE NOBLE, THE KNIGHTLY AND THE DAMSSSELSSS?"
A question submitted to my strawpage (ifiwasawyrm.straw.page) that reads "what if a girl is a dragon but doesn't look like one"
THOU 👏 NEEDETH 👏 NOT 👏 TRANSSSFORMATION 👏 TINCTURESSS 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 DRAGON 👏
tiss all about the dragon energy
