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The domestic policy is an excellent example of a bitter impotent old fascist’s screaming death gasps but the foreign policy reminds us that unfortunately America’s most famous Monday morning quarterback just woke up one morning on the 50 yard line with a ball in his hand.

We should be making a bigger stink about the coordinated fascist attempt to lionize manual labor as the only worthwhile pursuit to further the morlockification of the ever expanding working class.

I was a plumber for 20 years, manual labor isn’t ’below me’, but I see what these fucks are doing.

I was in the trades more than half my life and saw more than my share of deaths and permanent disability on the job.

I’m frankly pretty psyched that I have time to be an author before I lose the use of my hands to decades of wrangling a sewer machine.

Go back to bot hell you cosplaying tourist.

Not to be too much of a bummer but Kristi Noem for sure killed a whole horse this weekend, right?

Like it would be wild if she didn’t.

TFW Teddy Ruxpin would have blown your fucking mind

Not those! We need those!

I genuinely can’t tell these days.

I finally broke down and re-downloaded yesterday also… for Linux.

In spite of them having several downloadable packages I still had to install via terminal which is confidence instilling to say the least.

That’s how Aleister Crowley did it🤷🏼‍♂️

It’s true. 70% of Earth’s surface is soup.

The first person to try rebranding gay porn to MAN PORN will make billions off of these freaks.

Jiminy Cricket’s sociopathic cousin.

And to clarify for once I am not that dipshit. I think it’s very strange and stupid to use an outlet to branch a wire, let alone one at face height obscured by closet hardware.

But bizarre rogue electrical work is just one of the problems you tolerate if you want to own a home as a poor.🤷🏼‍♂️

i’m like this with my heart meds.

And even if i do manage to beat everyone to the pharmacy loot fest my ICD only has so many years of battery life and then whoops no more heartbeats!🤷🏼‍♂️

I’ve spent literal weeks running to the breakers in my basement and junction box in my attic trying to figure out what happened to the electric in my bathroom only to find out I had forgotten about an outlet some maniac dipshit installed BEHIND the medicine cabinet because he was out of wire nuts.

No electricity, wi-fi, water, or sewer. Just dozens of formerly rich assholes cut off from everything they’ve ever known plus every few weeks a 30-something lady shows up in small boat with a sniper rifle and an insatiable desire to explode kneecaps.

Until there’s no one left.

They should all be loaded onto the Lolita Express and taken back to the now deserted island where all the infrastructure has been capped and it’s surrounded by a blockade so nothing else gets in or out.

Former victims can apply for hunting licenses if they like, otherwise it’s just good riddance.

Linux is autistic, Windows is neurotypical, and Mac is dark triad shit.

You know it in your heart to be true.

Theres something about WINE creating this whole fake Windows world for the stupid little baby programs that can’t handle Linux that makes me respect it more.

It feels like an extension of the autistic urge to flaunt mainstream “ethics” as an expression of your own real and better ethics.

Robert Blake smiling sinisterly as Lost Highway’s creepy little mystery man.

The best thing about buying an 80 year old house is that it sits right in that space of too old to be considered new and not old enough to be considered cost prohibitively charming.

What I could really do without is 3 different eras of impressively bad wiring ideas not being a landlord’s problem.

So this snow can really go fuck itself, huh?

Another “using crutches leads to broken legs” story. Cool. Very useful insightful stuff.

Absolutely begging universities to require statistics classes for their communications degrees. ISTFG it’s like they give those things out in Cracker Jacks boxes.

okay but has it occurred to anyone that we might not actually need Vince Vaughn to show up in goddamn everything?

A still of Director Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks The Return, played by David Lynch

WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER WHO DREAMS AND THEN LIVES INSIDE THE DREAM. ROBERT. EXCEPT WE’RE DANGEROUSLY SHIT-FACED. ABSOLUTELY HOUSED ON DAIQUIRIS AND EXTREMELY SUSPECT DIRT WEED.

If that were true then explain the last 50 years of DNC strategy, Robert.

It’s absolute madness, the blend of 60s camp & New Hollywood’s ruthless nihilism, and imho Price’s most technically impressive performance.

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

Marley and Marley from Muppets Christmas Carol played by Statler and Waldorf. Statler looks at Waldorf while he speaks. The implication here is that Jason is slowly aging into a portentous spirit, not unlike Jacob Marley from A Christmas Carol.

Best we can do is a French Stewart.