Hard Boiled Egg

What if we threw Armageddon and no-one came?

This is the Canadian Girlfriend of military victories

Claude Raines would have more presence as SoS CMS

Temu Trump

As I was going up the stairs
I met a Nandy, wasn't there
She wasn't there again today
I wish that Nandy'd go away

Stopped clocks and all that

The only time I have seen Nandy in the wild in the last year is when Starmer appeared to have been holed below the waterline by Mandleson when she suddenly popped up to talk about things outside her brief.

First out the door in a reshuffle I think.

It's magical thinking. And as an idea it would have sounded tired in the fag end of the Blair years, when there was first talk of reviving a rail line from Oxford to Cambridge.

Not every regeneration area has to be Silicon Valley.
Not all red tape is bad.

A slight aside from your point about tone of voice in press releases, but is there are clearer sign that this Government has already run out of ideas than by promoting a 'silicon valley' by 'slashing red tape'. Whats next, harnessing the power of computers to improve productivity?

Alien Explorer: amazing, so this one-off event in your planetary history created billions of barrels of this substance! And what do you do with it?

Me: mostly, we just set it on fire.

You know that thing on Bluesky where two mutuals are in conversation, but you only get the OP and the latest exchange on your timeline?

That.

If the expulsion has to be permanent, then everyone is scuppered once they get to the size of a wasp

<laughs in Theban Sacred Band>

Hold up, Savilles want me to stump up 1.5m so I can live on the set of Sunday Brunch?

A man dressed in pseudo medival warrior garb, part viking, part John Wayne as Genghis Khan, launches a spear towards the camera on a drone which to be fair, he was pretty impressive in hitting. Fluke obviously.

Pentagon unveils latest technology deployed to defeat Iranian Drone attacks

A real contender for Most Knuckle Headed and Stupid Immigration Policy 2026 and thats against a really crowded field

Alex Karp: I am afraid of women

(I paraphrase)

Here's a disruptive idea. A SaaS company that offers a basic but functional alternative to Office365, adds in a decent CRM & Accounting package, then sets themselves up as a cooperative so each customer is also a shareholder on a share per seat basis.

Boom?

Afternoon, Scott, thanks for coming over so quickly. Tea? It's freshly brewed.

Darky ironic that the most effective piece of arnour in the war against Fascism 1939-1945 was the M4 Sherman because it was flexible, adaptable, capable and available in numbers, and was a development of the deeply flawed M3 Grant

My biggest worry is that the havoc wreaked by AI is going to bet by GA - Genuine Apathy, and far too many people will just shrug and live with the enshittification of their objectives reality like it was any other product or service that's just a bit crappier but more convenient than it used to be.

The intervention by the Bronx Zoo was well meaning but has completely fucked a complex plan and left a chicken and a bag of corn stranded on either side of the Atlantic.

Makes sense, they already have their helicopter pilots trained by Howling Mad Murdoch from the A-Team

This is fine

Reading this I found it hard to believe that anyone ever considered him a heavyweight

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Sophies Choice 2: Shoulda Chose Diff'ent

Also worth remembering that it only takes one belligerent to start a war, but it takes all the belligerents to end it.

Me, giving your mother the Eye

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Have you been eating Madelines?