Jorvorskie Layne's

One lesson of the last few years is people who make it their job to cover right wing media need to be cycled out like Chernobyl liquidators or they start internalizing it

I trust the chicken bones to give a fair ruling

Every new thing I read about it seems faker than the last

Medieval illustration of Jocasta killing herself

I'm in my boy mom era

Saw a minivan with an "I'm in my boy mom era" window sticker and involuntarily made a face like I'd walked into a room with a dead body

If I was in a situation where someone was realistically gunning for 80 points on my head, I'd get those two techs and get myself out building by the end of the 3rd. I'd threaten a ref's family if needed.

i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...

Every super high scoring game was degenerate nonsense by the end, especially Wilt's

In retrospect, probably a mistake to put a bunch of evangelical freaks in charge of the Air force forever

Placing 7th on the NL Cy Young leaderboard for 2 months of pitching in Houston obviously

There's a good argument that the only strategic air operation that ever did fuckall was the Berlin Air Lift

Credit where it's due: They nailed it that the average Blake Masters enjoyer is Blake Masters

They're never gonna top trying to say being an astronaut was for betas the last time Mark Kelly was up for election

if i were aaron judge i'd simply beat the not clutch rumors

Real win-win situation for me there. If he came through, neat. If not, slander for months

Oh wow, Aaron Judge choking in a big moment in Houston? Can't believe it

Everyone in this meeting shut up, I'm trying to eavesdrop on two older coworkers discussing their terrible life and financial decisions

Bookmarking this one for the next round of "northern y'all voice is annoying" discourse

Bobby Benson (guy with the creepy singing babies) from the Muppet Show with a cigarette and sunglasses

Same guy

They say that, but libs weren't the ones who put Starbucks all over the country

That was my freshman year at A&M, so I only heard it a few billion times over the next four years

Everyone bags on millenials for reaction gifs, but a classic "that's true but he shouldn't say it" would have cut days off this Shallot man opera discourse

Meal Ticket. It's got the best balance between funny and tragic

Yeah it was replacing a 15 year old pickup because I had a kid on the way. The idea of just impulse switching cars gives me hives

Lol I drive a low trim Bolt and still can't bring myself to do that level of smugposting

I don't know why we need masculinity influencers when the secret has been known for millennia:
Be as swift as a coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Keanu Reeves holding an extremely big wine glass

Getting ready to walk the dog

They cram a 45 minute remake of the Warriors in 2/3 of the way through

Happy women’s day

It's the little language twists like "he did a restraining order on me" that always gets me with Gemstones