BlonicYouth

Eggplant>>>>>>

so like, if you don't know the definition how can you say it's not in your heart? are you sure?

I'm like the troops (I eat a lot of peanut butter right out of the thing)

bae-ria 51 is that anything

one thing about that is that speedrunning is a community where people research and share information. something like this steals that information and alienates it from that community. which fucking sucks!

you can use them as currency in a pinch if the party goes bad and you have to return to barter

school picture laser background

if you're going to depose me, do it in front of this

just wanna say I don't believe Waymo's bullshit at all. They got a guy in the Philippines driving you around with an XBox controller.

he just heard Hegseth say it when he was talking about soldiers not being allowed to use foreign babies to play that goat tossing game from Rambo III and thought it sounded smart

from the simpsons. a teacher in front of the board saying "R-D-R-R"

yeah I'm gonna guess they have campaign analysts they run this stuff through, but don't bother sending the idea to the actual policy analysts until after they get elected.

"so yeah can we really do this?"
"no."

haha
uh, is it?

the DNC thought elevating Trump would make an easy win for Hilary. Then they did it AGAIN.

barefoot in a silk suit is a new goal for me now

I totally get that. My thing is I think I got my body image fucked up by people being like "UGH EWW" and shielding their eyes at like, a guy in shorts above the knee. Big bit in the 90's.

This is an aside but can we get away from this “eww mens bodies are gross and horrifying!” thing straight guys have to perform?

like the idea of a gentleman hobo was absurd in and of itself. like a dog riding a bicycle (which is objectively funny)

I think arguably back in the day "deserve" wouldn't really register that much. It's more like if you're a hobo that's just what you are fundamentally.

if there aren't enough, we could put some of it in the beds of some pickups

Making her look like Sue from The Substance is on the nose

The lady in Donnie Darko saying “sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion”

It’s giving this

tip: lots of salt

I promise I take this seriously but I can't stop laughing at being told "your lifestyle and values don't align with Chilis'"

what if there was cure for the woke mind virus but it was a vaccine? what then?

we'll always have the savanna bananas

actually probably not

crude drawing of the "Bartolo Colon-O-Meter" which reads all the way at rock bottom which is labeled "our innocence is lost forever" with a cartoon crying face, a hypodermic needle, and an American flag at half mast.

absolutely any excuse

they never sounded cool at all

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

Ngl I didn’t read it

screenshot of bluesky. the original tweet about batman being hungover coincidentally just above a repost of a screenrant article about the new joker arc in the main batman comic. the headline reads: DC unveils the joker's scariest form of all time, and batman isn't prepared