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✨✨god’s little court jester✨✨ 🇮🇳🇺🇸 shri(ya) • 29 • she/him • bi fanart & ocs: #shriart

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mina ha gives me the most specific type of lesbian cute aggression

09.03.2026 20:56 👍 28 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

this is what playing escape the room game puzzles is like

14.03.2026 00:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

like at that point just be an anarchist bro dont be shy. commit past the vibes

13.03.2026 16:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
painting of a seal doing astral projection on the beach

painting of a seal doing astral projection on the beach

seal doing astral projection

12.03.2026 13:54 👍 1685 🔁 594 💬 7 📌 24

congrats to ur family and welcome to the world little guy!!!

11.03.2026 15:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is so funny bc none of this is news to most of the world. just because we’re bragging abt our war crimes now doesn’t mean we weren’t doing them before lol

11.03.2026 15:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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merry christmas here's a really old aerti doodle i still like #art #ff7

25.12.2024 23:35 👍 296 🔁 155 💬 1 📌 0
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#drakengard Furiae

29.12.2025 21:28 👍 281 🔁 177 💬 1 📌 0

oooh yes yes another egg recipe i shall note. ive been eating so many damn eggs bc apparently the best carb to protein ratio is 1:1 and im like AGGH DAMMIT HOW MANY EGGS I GOTTA MAKE IN A WEEK

10.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the thing they don’t tell you about working out and staying fit as a vegetarian is how fucking expensive it is to eat well enough to sustain it. cant eat a slab of chicken that lasts 3 days for all the protein that i need nooo i gotta buy 5 million different yogurts and alt snacks and protein powder

09.03.2026 20:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

doesnt help that bsky felt so promising to artists but whatever that was stagnated and declined. its one of the big reasons i took a step back from making any fanart. doesnt feel like ur rly sharing ur thoughts w ppl who might have cared. its just going to the void. its ok to whine. i Get It

09.03.2026 03:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Introducing Witness Crescent Suns (aka yelling at you from a flower about my OCs)
Introducing Witness Crescent Suns (aka yelling at you from a flower about my OCs) YouTube video by WitnessCrescentSuns

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HI! I explain the premise... one of the premises... one of the premises of my world Witness Crescent Suns in a handstitched little video slideshow of unrelated art and unrelated music composed by some guy, you wouldn't know them.spare a view? A comment? A croissant?

07.03.2026 20:00 👍 23 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 3

bold of you to assume i can read the compass

09.03.2026 03:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i made my debut in the game last night and my claim to fame is dying the most DHDBDJS. its fun tho!

08.03.2026 12:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i wish i'd known he can chuck luggage carts at people, i wouldve tried him earlier

08.03.2026 02:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

well i see they've already beat me to seeing this post but i found it funny that i was only recently imbued with the knowledge and was immediately tested on it with this jumpscare

08.03.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this made me scream bc i asked @cranekiss.bsky.social yesterday abt there being a deadlock dude named doorman and they said "i think he's like jerma"

08.03.2026 01:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this isn't sports per say but it does happen in og beyblade! at least twice iirc

08.03.2026 01:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am going to kms
(kill my sinuses)

06.03.2026 17:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

eww :(
its been rly nice weather here tbh and sunny all week but ig the humidity has gone up and pollen is getting bad. i dont have allergies but ive narrowed some of the leaden feeling down to my sinuses. they’re killing me

06.03.2026 17:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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what the fuck is up today dude. genuinely woulda thought i was sick if i had any other symptom aside from feeling like lead. im usually at my desk clearing emails by 8:15 and im still sideways and struggling rn

06.03.2026 14:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yall i feel like death. my body is refusing to move or sit up im Exhausted but i have so much work to do hh

06.03.2026 14:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no the closest anyone will come to acknowledging that actual human beings live in iran is saying “the people of iran will finally be free!” and atp it just sounds like they’re talking abt a fictional monolith of ppl

06.03.2026 02:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

none have expressed concern for the civilian lives, none have pointed out that the US should not be deciding the next leader and have iranis wait for “free and fair elections” supervised by us, none have stated how netanyahu’s declaration that he’d kill any leader is a violation of irani sovereignty

06.03.2026 02:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i rly fucking hate how not a single discussion abt the war with iran, not even from the generally progressive leaning talk shows or comedians or whatever, have ONCE mentioned the irani people.

06.03.2026 02:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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tender memories #ff7

05.03.2026 21:37 👍 6082 🔁 1572 💬 17 📌 1

I think of this often

05.03.2026 03:24 👍 1609 🔁 636 💬 6 📌 5
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 26252 🔁 10307 💬 75 📌 204

thats really neat!!! good luck and i hope you’re liking it so far :) i have no desire to go for a graduate degree, but i always thought library sciences would be one to consider if i did. but damn i didnt know you need to take the civil service exams to work in a public library??

05.03.2026 14:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

but thats also super cool of you though! you were in publishing or adjacent right? so are you in like library sciences? or more data analytics type thing?

05.03.2026 04:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0