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Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.

Mamdani Chooses His Words Carefully After Alleged Terror Attack

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

If my prediction is correct we can solve the crisis by putting petroleum on the blockchain.

I hope you feel better soon! I so appreciate your posts. Thank you.

Ruin a movie by making it about Chicago elections:

Paul Vallas: Mall Cop

Kershaw, Mershaw and Nershaw, absolute legends

That's the spirit 🙄

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

And the use of "model minority" in earnest 💀

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

“Punch Nazis” isn’t a manifestation of some kind of unexamined old superstitious violent prejudice unacceptable in modern liberal societies, it’s a fully informed distillation of an entire modern generation’s experience of having to kill millions of actual fucking Nazis

You won't be able
to fix it all.
You will be able
to love.

- Helms Jarrell

The woke liberal cucks at Anthropic cut us off from using Claude right before we were going to ask it to generate a reason why we're invading Iran.

by Pete Hegseth

Relatable

I love the tournament. Feel real bad about my country.

Weird, the 2024 convention was in Chicago.

Kind of a long shot to post this question here, but is anyone a wizard with Qualtrics surveys? Could I ask you a few questions? Just a few, I promise!

Nice. Thanks for the tip.

Hmm! Is it playing somewhere in the Chi?

hand over your badge and gun, luke wars. you're off the force be with you

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Maryland, you know what to do. 💛🖤♥️🤍

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I was born during the Gerald Ford administration, ask me anything!

Day 1 of the Epstein War.

Operation Reddit Fury vs Operation Fool Me Four Times, Shame on Me

If Americans can’t figure out why we’re starting a war with Iran, then frankly they don’t deserve to know.

by Karoline Leavitt

Attention: OneDrive is STRAIGHT GARBAGE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I wouldn’t inconvenience a single Somali-American for thirty seconds to save every single person in the Trump administration.