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Full Time grocery store service clerk. Part Time dreamer. Tall, but not dark or particularly handsome. Drinks Diet Dr. Pepper.

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Me, in Gotham City, sitting on a solid gold throne atop a mountain of money and jewels, a harem of scantily clad women attending to me.

Scarecrow: I'm beginning to think you weren't being honest on that questionnaire I mailed out

13.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine:

It’s okay to have a casual interest. Even as a woman.
Or a black person.
You can just like the stuff without having to develop an encyclopedic knowledge in order to fend off gatekeepers.

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Say a thought about comics.

Here’s mine.

In superhero dialog, verisimilitude is better than realism.

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1093 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 273 πŸ“Œ 259

The crazy thing about Facebook is it will randomly suggest a new 'friend' for you who is an absolute smoke show, and she a)lives in far away state and b) "Is in a relationship"

11.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Batman: The Animated Series may have given us new definitive origin stories for nearly every major Batman villain, and Harley Quinn as a whole, but Superman: The Animated Series gave us Dana Delany calling Clark Kent β€œSmallville” and that feels equal to everything BTAS did to me

09.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Adult Content? Because Mina has big boobs? Lord spare us

04.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing 'The Shire' in Shadowrun and wondering if Aragorn would be a Street Samurai?

04.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never date an Italian woman, she'll want to cook for you, and then she'll put a cannoli in front of you...

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Well kiddo, that one's yours."

04.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given what he wrote and the surrounding conditions (writing for the general public, inching out shit for patrons etc) I really think Shakespeare would have been the most amazing sitcom writer ever.

04.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Supreme Court doesn't care if you want to copyright your AI-generated art The highest court in the US declined to review a case about copyrighting artwork created with the help of AI.

And BOOM goes the dynamite. To all the AI Bros who have slid into my mentions to tell me that you CAN in fact copyright AI materials, the Supreme Court has told you to go suck rocks. A prompt is not authorship. And if there is no author, there is no valid copyright.

www.engadget.com/ai/the-supre...

02.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2193 πŸ” 750 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 69
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My god...

23.02.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Batman. He has a whole Utility Belt full of spices, whereas Wolverine just pours a can of Molson Beer into the mix and calls that his "Secret Ingredient"

22.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing things the "right" way, burning out and then realizing there is another option, coming back and winning it all with no fucks given? Yes please tell me that story forever.

21.02.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 3206 πŸ” 508 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13

Trade Offer

You receive: 2000 bucks and watching a horrible person go to jail

I receive: the same???

21.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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Qimmah Russo (@qimmahrusso) on Threads Face pretty , body Dangerous ⚠️

www.threads.com/@qimmahrusso...

16.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the Olympics and makes me nostalgic for 1080 Snowboarding for Nintendo 64

15.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like losing on a $50 scratch ticket, then checking your checking account and you only have $45 bucks left

14.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey kids, it's Judas Traveler!

14.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
walgreens sign that says algreens

walgreens sign that says algreens

let's stay together

14.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 4232 πŸ” 475 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 27
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13.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The next Horror movie mega franchise.

Reach out to me, Hollywood

13.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@junkfoodcinema.bsky.social

Happy Kick A Boombox Day

13.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hit $100 on a ten dollar scratcher

LET'S FUCKING GO!

12.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My niece has started Drivers Education, and as a non-driver I've been dreading this

12.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let the War For Late Night start again...

07.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I realized I hadn't drawn in my sketchbook in quite some time. Also forgot I started a Captain America sketch after rewatching Albert Pyun's movie, several months ago. So I tightened it up a little more, and inked it quickly.

06.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I could start by adding alt text to my photos.

I WOULN'T DO WHAT YA TOLD ME

03.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0