The TEAM USA we deserve
The TEAM USA we deserve
“Computer”
Markup is higher on dessert pastries compared to loaves. Rent is too high to bother with bread.
CADIEUX!
Easily the #1 most important NASA/Nazi buried a 1/2 mile from my childhood home.
TACTICAL NOODLES
Duolingo, but utterly morally rotten and antisocial.
"Cheyenne, Wyo., and Amarillo, Texas, actually are windier."
Are you listening to yourself? We didn't say "WindiEST City," we said "Windy City." It's windy here. Words have meanings.
The key is to have the skits/interludes either be their own track (and skippable) or at least at the end of a track (and skippable). The worst is a skit before a song starts.
This dude is definitely wearing a "HOWARD SCHULTZ 4 PRESIDENT" hat and covered in (his own?) blood.
Weirdly, this is how TJ's packages this delicious product.
Bo Jackson Disease
Go Cats!
Guns. And pharma ads.
I assume Team Israel is Jewish Americans, but where is Ireland?
Man, exactly one second after jumping out of a building: “Fuck you, Newton, you ain’t shit.”
Honestly these are all fine. I‘m curious what he thinks he looks like.
I fucking hate that guy
It’s Bowser’s dad’s court, for one thing, and Toad was always kind of depressing to be around, even before that all happened.
You know Kobe is in Hell just FUCKING FUMING right now
It‘s true and IT’S TRUE!
Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Italy is very much is in danger of not making the World Cup. They're a baseball country now.
His eyebrows are like a pre-teen boy's mustache. They're visible if the light is juuuust right, and also gross.
Even I can’t like this one
The fact that Americans hate Iran - and ALSO hate attacking Iran - is interesting.
Honestly, that's an honorable take to read at this hour.
They say "shedule" but not "shool." Curious.
Do youknow who mydad is?