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Just clocked out.,,,,… i really do like my job but man they shouldve put another person on shift with me

A drawing of a person sitting in a chair, slumped with their hands folded in their lap, with their face covered in shadow. It evokes a sense of deep contemplation, dread and hopelessness.

Auuughhh i clocked into work and apparantly were catering for TWO DINNER REHEARSAL PARTIES in an hour

Can this resturaunt stop being an iconic and beloved landmark for ONE WEEK

It’s his day.

Hey #sfba friends -- here are a couple of posters for you, created by the same artist who made them for Chicago. Print and share with everyone who needs them!

coffin boyz

I got social anxiety that fluxuates day to day so tbh its like a 3 to 8 depending on if theres a writing deadline coming up but youre normally chill as fuck 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

⚠️⚠️ ‼️‼️ ALBINO SQUIRREL SPOTTED EATING A FRUIT OR PERHAPS A NUT ‼️‼️ ⚠️⚠️

they NEED to teach CURSIVE in SCHOOLS so KIDS will KNOW how to WRITE ominous antiquated WILLS stipulating their SURVIVING RELATIVES must SPEND THE NIGHT in a HAUNTED HOUSE

An awesome big amphitheatre with the beginning of the sunset in the background

There is something i need to…………. Rise Against…….

Photo of a flyer on a pole that reads "Your neighbor was abducted by ICE. At 7:30 AM Saturday morning, August 23, 2025, an elderly Japanese American man named Hiro was violently abducted by masked ICE bounty hunters on the corner of NW Northrup and 21st Ave according to multiple witness accounts. Hiro (or Iroh) is homeless, elderly, and has mental illness. He is at extreme risk for mistreatment in ICE custody. Those who know him know he is a kind, respectful man who never asked for money, only food and water. We need more information about him (Full name, date of birth, or friend/family contact). If you know any information please call the hotline below. ICE vehicles: Tan, Dodge, Grand Caravan, tinted windows. Oregon plates 929 HNC. ICE had a black sedan parked nearby. Report ICE activity to the Portland Immigrant Rights Hotline 1-888-622-1510 . They can help get legal counsel to the arrested persons if provided their name, date of birth and country of origin. Spread information, not panic. Be prepared, not afraid. You are not alone.

Long shot, but Portland friends if you know anything about this, please let me know. We are trying to find this man.

After a month of deliberation i am happy to declare myself as: Whatever you think I am, that is what I am. My gender is a matter of individual opinion. Hopefully i can make it increasingly harder for people to decide within the coming years.

I would like to mention this entire revelation started from playing DISCO FUCKING ELYSIUM

DO I JUST WANNA BE A BEAR-ISH WOMAN OR DO I WANT TO BE. A FEMININE BEAR. ACTUALLY ID LIKE TO BE BOTH. CAN I HAVE ONE OF EVERY. ALL I KNOW IS I WANT PEOPLE TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE WHEN THEY WALK PAST ME.

Oh FUCK maybe i want to be a guy

A fat robin sitting on freshly cut grass next to a driveway.

Anyways. Fat bird I also saw on my walk.

I suspect my encounters with Him will increase atleast five-fold. Im half tempted to buy a small bag of dog treats when I get my first paycheck in an attempt to tame Him or at the very least distract Him like how Agent 47 throws the penny to distract the guard

The downside is that I must go through His neighborhood as it is the fastest way to reach my place of work. And no I cant drive a car. There is another route but it is muggy and miserable rn and i wish to be outside as little as possible till the rainforest humidity goes away

Right. Anyways I am Dogs Treet. I am just squeaky toy to Him. And now, a week ago I finally got a job again after two years of unemployment with really good pay and within close walking distance of my house. But guess what the fucking downside is

Ok permadeath mode is kicking my ass. Anyways where was I

Hold on im going to try Cult of The Lamb Again

And He ALWAYS backs off if the person either doesnt stop running or if the dog growls at Him. It is literally only me who He hates with an intensity that rivals the likes of AM.

But also. He ONLY treats ME this way. When I am not on His block but still within rendering distance, I see other people jogging or walking their dogs right near His house and He either watches them impassively or lazily saunters up to sniff them.

I am probably just very easily identifiable to him because I wear almost the exact same wardrobe and hairstyle every day like a cartoon character no matter the time or weather

HE FUCKIGN HIDES. FROM ME. AND THEN AMBUSHES ME. All because He thinks I am very fun to scare and chase. I have SEEN Him in His yard noticing my presence before running to lay in the garden, which I like to admire whenever He is indoors.

And now every other time I decide to go on a walk in that neighborhood there is atleast an over 50% chance He will be there in the yard waiting for me. Evry time I get to His block i scan warily for his presence in the yard and if i detect him i immediately cross the street. BUT NOW HE HIDES.

I see Him at the corner of the block still barking at me. And the memory of our first encounter immediately replays in my head and im just like fuuckkkk you. In my head. He is now very large but has atleast been trained to stay on the block His house is on, thank god.

And I only snapped out of it when suddenly there was something snarling and running at me like a bull and my fight or flight makes me immediately sprint down the block like an olympic runner before I can even register just wtf is trying to tackle me. And i stop when the noise gets further away and

And the most beautiful and scenic neighborhood by far is the one He lives in because all the houses are unique from eachother and heavily shaded from many untrimmed trees. But at that point I had forgotten where He lived. And so im out walkin, listenin to music and spacing tf out admiring everything

Like ive said ive started going on near daily walks to help with mental stuff. Like, multiple hour long walks. Walks that average to like 6 and a half miles worth of steps. And in doing this ive memorized nearly every single inch of my town and all the neighborhoods that surround it