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2 more hours. Might just make another break for myself bc this shit is hard

Do I take another break istg this has been the longest 2 more hours

Shift half over. Now the hard part begins.

Made burgers for the second time ever and they look awful (like just aesthetically; they don’t look like they’d taste bad lol) but man I’m gettin the hang of this

Idk about anyone else but I still haven’t moved on from the Epstein files - they want us to move on but where’s the consequences?

woke up to nearby gunshots until I realized my headphone was in and no actual gunshots nearby. woke out of a damn good sleep too. couldn’t fall right asleep after cause I was initially scared so I just sat there feeling dumb af until I slept listening to something entirely different.

Used AI for his Bill Clinton looks*

Hate that Seth Macfarlane used AI for his Bill Clinton in S2 of Ted but the acting was phenomenal

Back to work, gotta motivate. Having on of those days where you just gotta motivate yourself bc it’s not coming so naturally today.

Nurse Joy (Pokémon Healer): We hope to see you again! [implying she wants me to lose so I have to come back]

Damn, Nurse Joy. Back at it again rooting for my demise.

I definitely used to do this for the longest time but stopped once I realized I wanted the long noodles

I needed this bc I worked all weekend, went to D&D right after work til 11, had to be up by 7 so ate a cheesesteak right before bed, woke up with heartburn, threw up, then brought my husband to work and got coffee and shit but man some good ol rest will do me good

I got a nice lil vibe set up in the living room today. Got water, coffee, and soda (the big 3), got my smokes and the pens, wrapped in 2 blankets (one my mom made me, it’s got a cyberpunk arcade glitch kinda look to it), playing fire red on the big tv on the recliningest recliner.

Just watched some bitch leave her disgusting 3+ day old Dunkin cup outside her car door on the asphalt and I can’t think of a shittier thing to do when you pass multiple trash cans to get to the coffee you just ordered, lady.

Hot Ones original pringles are pretty damn good though I could sob quietly to this

Today’s been a bad day but it was really sold to me that it’s not getting better when I went to get chocolate pudding cup and it wasn’t not there today :(

Here's a common scam that is going around that you should know about: Sometimes you'll have a cool idea and the DM will say "You can certainly try" Stay alert!

What's the catch?

I love and hate that this is how they know me

My husband is bisexual and I love when the gay comes out ngl

I love Edwin’s excitement at the engineering, how cute

Dang, Edwin made his way to the tree at the same time I should be arriving home from work, this guys on a mission

Alright picking it back up, can’t wait to see more chevelle

A blank CD with the front hastily scratched off (mostly) to reveal the clear plastic disc underneath

The other side of said plastic disc. Clear except for where the other side’s cover still remains, and the part that remains is that silver shiny sheen a CD normally has

Literally had no idea the silver of CDs was only because of the film on the other side. Music comes off a plastic disc and I shouldn’t be surprised bc of records but wtf ?????????

Me ever since I started playing power wash simulator a few months back

Today’s gonna be awful I just know it. Wish me some damn luck please I beg

That sixth time is the last line of defense, if you don’t get it by then, you’re beyond saving

I don’t even leave my house if I don’t check for my key approximately the same way

Idk if this makes sense but Shane Gillis is kinda cute but in a “look at your stupid lil face” kinda way

As we speak, I’m finally finishing squid game today

I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same