og!sqh noticing the qing jing peak lord following him around and thinking shit, fuck, he must have noticed I'm selling out the sect, and meanwhile their conversations are like
sqq: does the word "pokemon" mean anything to you
og!sqh: stop saying swears
be normal (no liking scum villain)
[stares into the distance] I miss six balls
teenwife binghe having an improbably large dick that just bounces uselessly while he's getting fucked is such a good flavor though
I'm enraptured by this. the scum villain's self-assigned narrative function
"deliberately aloof" okay king keep telling yourself that
absolutely NO drip you can't even see his nipples 🙄 I love her wahhh binghe having friends!!!
binghe is as pretty as a girl so it's very straight to let him jerk you off and maybe suck your dick a little 🙂↕️
it definitely feels like "goonups" is a term coined by mr airplane shooting towards the sky
yue qingyuan YOU could have been the one tenderly holding a corpse as you try and fail to sleep every night
yue qingyuan are you jealous that binghe spends every day pouring his love and spiritual energy into a cold unmoving vessel because his at least has xiao jiu's face
and he xuan is not inventing core swap surgery. he xuan is inventing a way to suck your core out of you through your mouth and devour it
*traps them in a cave together :3*
tfw you were falsely accused of murdering your love & ambushed by her creepy dadboss & buried under a mountain for twenty years but the guy who put you there is STILL the more pathetic wet meowmeow of the two
tianyue is so special to me. catastrophic mourners dead wife society but in one case her memory lives on in an ungrateful son and in the other case his wife's body is still up and dating aforementioned son
#svsss self-cest
Plant body era, SQQ's body starts decomposing too rapidly to be maintained properly, so Binghe has no choice but to use his new battery pack 💔
post 1/2
did he bang out the tunes for you!
also if the accidental "wu ming?" comes of seeing human hua cheng out of the corner of his eye... but of course hc is just coming to check on his own mate,, (incorrect he's checking on both of you)
the delicious flavor of calamity vengefully laying in xie lian like "now whatever is wrong with me is inside you too" 🤌🤌
the only ethical response is to fist him regularly from now on! it's for his health!!!!
I think someone should attempt to egg the humans 🫣
tbqh I think the most likely outcome is that somewhere along the line bingzu lashed out at him, either uprooted him & cast him out or fully killed him, and only came to regret it decades later 🫠
this isn't a modern au (and is probably recced enough that you've seen it before) but it DOES have xie lian secretly working for hua cheng for years before he realizes who it is! some delicious identity porn in ghost city archive.transformativeworks.org/works/43583058
worse: endless versions of himself have to live through binghe's puberty Again
let me explode myself into a thousand pieces so you're finally free of me
do you guys think bingzu had a meng mo in his head the whole time 🤔 old man yaoi can still win
bingge manifesting behind shen yuan: I Have An Idea That Might Shift This In An Unexpected Direction
if he is not chomping binghe's cheeks like a bao bun what is the point
deranged personal chef binghe working to get the congee's texture JUST right
we should start referring to fandom wank as "schisms"
