Buzby boys, buzby boys, think telephones are kiddy's toys (sung to the tune of Sham 69's Hersham Boys)...I'm watching this documentary on phones on #bbc4 and am reminded of that little ditty we used to sing at home, presumably when the phone rang for one of us.!!
The family are finally back together.!! That can only end well, eh Eddie... #TheArchers
Cider Club.!! #TheArchers
Grandad Will.!! #TheArchers
Wow, homemade coleslaw.!? Whatever next.!?! #TheArchers
I was thinking that...she seems to have taken to cheesemaking like a, er...maid to dairying.!! #TheArchers
So did this cheese-making Borsetshire Britpop blokes band have a running feud with their more urban Borchester-based rivals back in the day, maybe one fronted by two brothers.!? #TheArchers
An organic cheese competitor...bring it on posh-girl, bring it on.!! #TheArchers
You could have as many Angus's as you want on your model railway, Tony... #TheArchers
Ha, cheesed off Tony.!? I fear you have been mate, your cows are being well and truly cheesed off.!! #TheArchers
Hell hath no fury like a Tony Archer taking umbrage... #TheArchers
Oh no, the audit has suggested they get Tony put down, hasn't it.!? #TheArchers
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Brain is going to have to have Ruarigh murdered, isn't he...in the fine tradition of dynastic sagas.!! #TheArchers
Tell Susan, Trace.!! She would love to be Director of Operations at a celebrity organic dairy... #TheArchers
Reuben Sparrow.!? The Reuben Sparrow.!?! #TheArchers
Miranda's going to be your new mummy, Ruarigh...tell her what's wrong.!! #TheArchers
Director of Operations at the Little Croxley Organic Dairy.!? Is there a higher honour in all of Borsetshire.!?! #TheArchers
Eddie is nearly 75.!? Yep, I fear that is old... #TheArchers
Maybe he could ask her to cosplay Jennifer every so often.!! #TheArchers
Oh hello Miranda, I just wondered if you might be interested in a local gigolo service I'm thinking of setting up as a side hustle... #TheArchers
So what is this new inclusive sport that will take the village by storm then? My money's on Korfball.!! #TheArchers
Time to get that crossed cricket bats and “Ambridge 'til I die" tattoo, Adam... #TheArchers
Yep, Adam...he was in the middle of your sister #TheArchers
Adam is going to bat for Darrington.!? #TheArchers
What was that sound effect...kissing with tongues.!?! #TheArchers
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Other Food and Farming Awards are presumably available, eh BBC... #TheArchers
To Ambridge coachman, and don't spare the half coconut shells... #TheArchers
Is Kirsty still enjoying the occasional Ryanair-enabled no-strings weekend shag with...who was it, Jakobs brother.!? #TheArchers
