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Mr Fell

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I run a bookshop. If you try to buy something I will run it in the opposite direction.

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Congratulations to the fortunate fifteen, and my sincere regrets to everyone that wasn’t selected on this occasion. If I find myself with any spare copies, I will send them to be raffled at this year’s Ineffable Convention, so you may have a further opportunity to obtain one.

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16.02.2026 01:48 👍 56 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 2

Contd.

@niatruc668.bsky.social
@louiserabeyart.bsky.social
@imogell.bsky.social
@bushybritches.bsky.social
@ladycrowley.bsky.social
@divinitydemon.bsky.social
@demonharte11.bsky.social
@catastrfy.bsky.social

16.02.2026 01:48 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Winners:

@sarocarita.bsky.social
@susanontherocks.bsky.social
@cloude.bsky.social
@blausternvallmo.bsky.social
@vavoomthyself.bsky.social
@foxdi.bsky.social
@dalishbee.bsky.social

16.02.2026 01:48 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

So sorry to have kept everyone waiting! The names have been drawn — will the winners please send me an electronical letter to mrfell@azfellandco.uk with your name and address, and I shall make arrangements to have your books sent to you.

16.02.2026 01:48 👍 68 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 0

The bookshop always looks strange with no lights on.

04.02.2026 15:38 👍 132 🔁 22 💬 8 📌 0
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3 days before my birthday, and to be honest, I'm at my lowest.
We just got quite a disappointing update on our immigration case.
It's not a rejection yet, but the chances don't look good.
My savings are running out, and we can't work in France.
So I'm going to run a big originals sale on my b-day ❤️‍🩹

30.01.2026 21:03 👍 94 🔁 50 💬 12 📌 1

By all means!

29.01.2026 00:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My financial undertakings are beyond suspicion, thank you very much.

28.01.2026 22:28 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only we knew someone who could find the empty spaces between moments in order to carry out benevolent or nefarious activities.

28.01.2026 21:55 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The very best of luck to you all!

28.01.2026 21:19 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The innovative @quietpond.bsky.social has very kindly agreed to supply some of their nifty little stickers, as seen here https://bsky.app/profile/quietpond.bsky.social/post/3mcnfwx4kh22x I’ll include one with each book, along with one of my bookplates.

28.01.2026 21:19 👍 53 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

Winners can send me their contact information by electronic post, here:

mrfell@azfellandco.uk

28.01.2026 21:19 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

To enter:

1. Reply to my tweetle (possibly skeetle?) mentioning where in the world you are.

2. Share the tweetle.

At eight o’clock on February the 14th, I will draw fifteen names from a hat to determine the winners.

3. Ensure that you’re ‘following’ me, so that you don’t miss the announcement.

28.01.2026 21:19 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Having reviewed my stocks, I’ve determined that I have fifteen copies of the Good Omens graphical novel, wonderfully illustrated by @colleendoran.bsky.social, to spare.

In the interests of trying to be as fair as possible, if you would like to enter the ‘I-gave-it-away’ please read on…

28.01.2026 21:19 👍 159 🔁 101 💬 80 📌 8

It’s nice when something happens to lift everyone’s spirits.

28.01.2026 15:55 👍 47 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 1

I shall announce details of the book gave-it-away later this evening. For some reason I feel you might all be a little too distracted at present…

28.01.2026 15:26 👍 108 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 0

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Please let us know if there’s any way to support you beyond offering a listening ear.

27.01.2026 18:02 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The difficulty lies with keeping the top layer of bread aligned with the lower.

18.01.2026 17:03 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Not knowingly, no.

18.01.2026 05:45 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

They were perfectly good stamps. I wasn’t expecting them to honour the penny post, but that man looked at me as though I’d tried to pay with an owl sandwich.

18.01.2026 04:39 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

They seem to have a new monarch every five minutes. You can hardly expect me to keep track of everything.

18.01.2026 00:10 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My dear, I am capable of handling Mister Vestibule at the Post Office all by myself.

17.01.2026 23:33 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
A stack of books, still in their cellophane wrappings, stacked in a cardboard box. The title, ‘Good Omens’, is visible on a cover of one book and on the spine of another, and the page edges are coloured a deep and vibrant red.

A stack of books, still in their cellophane wrappings, stacked in a cardboard box. The title, ‘Good Omens’, is visible on a cover of one book and on the spine of another, and the page edges are coloured a deep and vibrant red.

I think I may have over-ordered for the bookshop. Is anyone in need of a copy of the graphical novel? Perhaps it’s time for an ‘I-gave-it-away’.

17.01.2026 23:09 👍 141 🔁 31 💬 22 📌 2
An encounter with a piñata! Crowley, Muriel, Gabriel and Beelzebub look on while I (Aziraphale) make an enthusiastic attempt to smite a hanging paper star, symbolising the deadly sins (or so I believe).

An encounter with a piñata! Crowley, Muriel, Gabriel and Beelzebub look on while I (Aziraphale) make an enthusiastic attempt to smite a hanging paper star, symbolising the deadly sins (or so I believe).

I was delighted to be sent this beautiful piece of art, created by @lonicera-c.bsky.social — what a wonderful reminder of my recent happy experience and a very unexpected gift. Merry Christmas to you all!

25.12.2025 21:18 👍 178 🔁 43 💬 15 📌 1

Hard as it is for me to admit, not everything requires garnishing with a cherry on a stick. And there are limits to what one can demand from crème de menthe. It certainly doesn’t need to be on fire.

28.11.2025 19:55 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Since the… ‘Reconciliation’, shall we say? Crowley has been experimenting with sweet flavours. Thus far, we have discovered that he enjoys very dark chocolate with chili, despises marzipan, and cannot be trusted with the contents of a cocktail cabinet.

28.11.2025 19:41 👍 84 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0

You really can’t be left to your own devices for five minutes, can you?

27.11.2025 21:37 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is, indeed! At a lovely little village called — well, I shouldn’t say, but it begins with Tad…

15.11.2025 23:28 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The happy couple having just been pronounced a ‘group of the two of you’.

The happy couple having just been pronounced a ‘group of the two of you’.

It’s all going terribly well!

15.11.2025 19:02 👍 145 🔁 20 💬 16 📌 2

Were she here today? The Locksport Almanac by Schuyler Towne. I may be wrong, but I believe the pin locking mechanism was after her time.

31.10.2025 23:44 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0