Lauren

“Thank god because I’ve been worried half to death about it”

Sir. You were so rude and then didn’t even apologize. You just look like such a dumbass. Plz leave

Customer asks for RSV shot today. Tech asks if he has ever had it yet (something we have them ask everyone). He says “no, no one told me about it! I don’t know why you people didn’t tell me I need it!”

We look in his profile and he did have it in January. He says

What in the actual…

With my week off, I’m attempting to make a sourdough starter for the first time. Wish me luck 🤞

I’ve definitely seen it but wouldn’t say common

Using just 12hrs of PTO, I am off for a whole week 😍

We got busy and someone that we told 30 min we said it would still be another 20. He goes “MINUTES?!” and how badly I wanted to say “no, seconds” 😂 He then proceeds to drop the F word and ruin my technicians day

Haha love the name of it! 🤣

Retail pharmacists: what do you do with pills you find on the counter, floor, etc? Identify them before sending them off to be destroyed or put them all in a miscellaneous vial to send off? Just curious what others do!

😒 so gross

I didn’t realize we were still saying the pledge of allegiance everyday at school…my kindergartener apparently does. Thought that would’ve been a thing of the past 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m obsessed with maroon too

And don’t get me started on the customers who immediately think I must not be the pharmacist and ask if they can speak to HIM. All of this to say, fuck the patriarchy 🖕

And the icing on the cake is how often he doesn’t believe me but if a man tells him the exact same thing…he suddenly 100% believes it.

Sometimes it is so hard to work in a professional work environment as a woman. It’s especially hard when your partner is a boomer white guy who mansplains to you all day. And all I want to scream is shut the fuck up plz. But I can’t 😓

The number of people trying to get a second RSV shot because they think it’s a yearly thing is wild. I’ve had people coming in saying their MyChart told them they are due for another…the chance of someone being eligible for another is extremely rare and I have yet to run into that

I think vaccines are *finally* slowing down at my store. After thanksgiving it’ll briefly kick up again after people get together for the holidays and say oh shit I never got my flu/covid shot 🙄

Diagnosis code is “acute cough” and we get a script for albuterol neb solution and a quantity of over 1000 vials 😂 Doesn’t seem that acute to me

Omg same it’s so bad

my first instance of someone on @bsky.app influencing me: I read a thread of fun Indy PC games and tonight I played one, tomorrow I’m playing a different one 🖥️

Walk into the vaccine room and call an older man in for his shot. He walks in and says “alone at last” and kept calling me a “little rascal” 😒 He just couldn’t help himself when he was alone in a room with a woman. Aren’t men just lovely?

Where are my pharmacy people at? Retail pharmacist here and looking for accounts to follow. I need people who just get it 😅