Delightful. Thank you.
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Delightful. Thank you.
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The truly wild part? THE BRIDE AND GROOM HAD THE SAME FIRST NAMES! She didn't realize she was in the wrong place until the wedding party came in and the MOH was NOT my sister! 🤣 (Also, we did know the other couple. In fact, my sister dated the groom at one point.)
Hilarious! When a family friend got married, one of my sister's friends was coming just to the reception, since she only knew the MOH (sis) and had a passing acquaintance with the bride. She arrived late. She had gone to a reception at a venue on NORTH 5th instead of SOUTH 5th.
The pond is especially peaceful this morning
If you don't laugh at a potato with a butt, I'm not sure why you follow me.
If you don't laugh at a potato with a butt, I'm not sure why you follow me.
Timeline cleanse
Timeline cleanse
I hate those dreams. I GRADUATED DECADES AGO! WHY AM I STILL DREAMING THIS?
Gratuitous Mia pics. She's not a fan of being picked up. She is a fan of being on the bed. She's TOO FAT to jump up on it though. So she *tolerates* being picked up for that.
Oh hell. 😭😭😭
Oh Sara. That sucks. I'm so sorry.
Introducing Mia. She walked in like she owns the place. She hasn't met Ember yet.
Should I be concerned that FaceID still recognized me while I was shoving a chicken sandwich in my mouth?
I know real teenagers who look older.
I'm sure my neighbors enjoy their sunflowers, but what they may not know is how much I enjoy them.
Season 4 is a strong contender, with "If it's Tuesday it must be Beverly", "Who put the barbiturates in Mrs. Fletcher's chowder" and "Benedict Arnold slipped here".
Legend has it that only the kindergartener who is worthy can pull the Cerulean Crayola from the concrete in which it is embedded.
You need a cookbook holder 😂
I'm still sometimes fighting for all I lost in 2020-22. Like the "If you cut one, might as well cut two so you have some prepped" mindset.
Old Yeller, Their Eyes Were Watching God... The list goes on and on, really.
I now have a second cat on my walking route that begs me to pet her.
"It was on the syllabus!" -his preK teacher and my kinematics professor
"I'm still tough," I whisper as I wince in pain while opening string cheese.
(Tennis elbow sucks.)
Came here to say basically the same thing 🤣
Hard candy, soft candy, peanut butter... Nobody wants to listen to you chew in their ear.
You need to learn to delegate the panic. 😂
E) Any of these, and the person who invited you who you *thought* was not a whackadoo is REALLY into it.
