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@mayabyte

pikmin speedrunner, computer user, useless knowledge enthusiast she/her

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born to ship, forced to test

24.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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o moku e mun by roachbones, 0xlynn pipi o tawa sewi a!

the toki pona roguelike butterfly platformer I made with my friend just got an update, and a cute domain name pipi.la

22.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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when the

18.02.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1273 ๐Ÿ” 345 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

05.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 897 ๐Ÿ” 145 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

maybe I should grease my hair back and embrace looking like an evil CEO or something

22.01.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
// I let you down. Sorry :(

---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // I let you down. Sorry :(

beg for your life

29.12.2025 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a homemade apple pie in a ceramic pie dish

a homemade apple pie in a ceramic pie dish

made apple pie with homemade crust. turned out super well for my first time doing pie crust from scratch

24.12.2025 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's been so long since I've played a game that's this full of stuff. it feels like the developers were having so much fun making things that they couldn't help themselves

01.12.2025 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Air Riders may actually be too much fun

01.12.2025 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this post triggered my fight or flight response

26.11.2025 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no problems ๐Ÿ‘

25.11.2025 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dropdown menu for selecting language on a website. The top option is a German flag and the second option is a UK flag, but both options read "English"

A dropdown menu for selecting language on a website. The top option is a German flag and the second option is a UK flag, but both options read "English"

look, we know you speak our language better than us but you don't have to rub it in

25.11.2025 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.11.2025 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 981 ๐Ÿ” 339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

you know a bug is bad when we start describing it simply as "the evil crash"

23.11.2025 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is my bathroom! it was made for me!

23.11.2025 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everybody is always seeing me from the difficult frieren angle

20.11.2025 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 441 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes to both. it's not that easy to do without losing some purples to the fire

18.11.2025 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

most recently, removing the ability to kill fiery bulblaxes with purples

cons:
- reds still aren't required (there are several other ways to kill them)
- you have to re-enter caves if you don't bring reds and don't know more obscure mechanics
- reds still suck

pros:
- a bug is patched?? I guess??

17.11.2025 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I catch another pikmin romhacker removing interesting game mechanics in the name of "fixing bugs" I'm going to lose it

17.11.2025 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
virtual void emotion_success() { }
virtual void emotion_fail() { }

virtual void emotion_success() { } virtual void emotion_fail() { }

sometimes it's like this

16.11.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

สฐแต‰หกหกแต’ แถ สณแต’แต แต—สฐแต‰ แต‰แตˆแตแต‰

13.11.2025 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you're gonna be here a while

04.11.2025 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

03.11.2025 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 11109 ๐Ÿ” 3021 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 314 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1784

guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this"
dude has never heard of games

03.11.2025 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goty 2023 but only if you're gay

02.11.2025 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah

02.11.2025 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
virtual bool
virtual BOOL (all caps)
virtual bool

virtual bool virtual BOOL (all caps) virtual bool

sometimes it's like this

31.10.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The real-world phone in the sun at 45 degrees. We see the same pattern of a 180 arc, two outward diagonal lines, and then 90 degree arcs back in towards the phone shadow corners.

The real-world phone in the sun at 45 degrees. We see the same pattern of a 180 arc, two outward diagonal lines, and then 90 degree arcs back in towards the phone shadow corners.

This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.

29.10.2025 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0