Slick Kat

"Grab her by the armpussy!"

Good job, seabirbs, I'm sure your avian brethren are proud of you

I feel bad for the camera guy standing behind the Seattle coach and got his Nikon soaked by the piss bucket

No Seattle players gonna go to Disney World?

Does the bird get a ring?

Seahawks coach looking like "ok, I got my piss bath, what now?"

Seahawks, y'all can't give them penalty timeouts

Patriots are hurrying like they have a chance

If only the Jesus fans would do what he told them, I might believe their ads

2 minutes away from sleep

Nvm holding

YOU RANG?!?

Didn't they already have that ad?

Patriots can still score, but they're just as dead in the water as a healthcare CEO meeting up with Luigi Mangione in a dark alley

Pretty sure there was a superb owl ad for that movie

Hopefully that's the nail in the coffin

Imagine getting ai.com/Elon instead of muskrat lol

Sea defense is having a stat competition with the field goal kicker lol

Robert Kraft is trying to sleep, stop singing Sweet Cat 'o mine y'all

Not everyone should build an app

If there was a pill that'd help me afford GLP-1 medication, I'd take it

Most field goals in a Superb Owl!

Walker be running, skipping, and rolling. When's he just gonna walk?

Seahawks safety said he isn't gay either, but he'll take your balls all day long

Bird strong together

The Patriot returner said he isn't gay, he doesn't touch balls

Those red bull dogs are gonna fuck in front of all the kids at the park

I knew a drag queen named Jenn Sparxx. She would not approve of being turned into an AI

Glad they don't show the idiots who run on the field, but happy that people post it on YouTube afterwards

Ruh roh, can't hang up the towel yet