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dont forget all the weight loss medication ads 🫠🫠🫠🫠

knowing i had tickets to see noah kahan in my city (where nobody ever comes!!!) in 2024 but that was THE DAY i got admitted to the hospital for a month, and now he's going back on tour but he's not coming anywhere near my city

bro is sooooooo dark and mysterious!!!!

the way im giving my crave login to anyone that even hints at wanting to watch it!!! id be such a good cult member :(

GIRL HUH

ive been having war flashbacks all day 😭 in the middle of doing something and suddenly all i hear is "okay i should have cut the burgers in half" "dont marry svetlana" "she would have loved you" "i forgive you mom" I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN I CANT DO THIS

im gonna throw up 😭😭😭😭

that is all thank you for coming to my ted talk

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episode five is burned into my brain. when i close my eyes i see the hug. when there is a moment of silence i hear ilya on the phone. i am a different person now than i was on thursday december 18th 2025 at 11:59pm.

all of us strangers. its a newer one but i make everyone watch it because its phenomenal. but if you want more pop culture classics, the sixth sense

when i close my eyes i see shane hollander and ilya rozanov, when i make breakfast i think of shane hollander and ilya rozanov, when i shower i think of shane hollander and ilya rozanov, when i go to the grocery store i think of shane hollander and ilya rozanov when i take out the trash i thi

im so glad you get it

i didnt take a single picture but i did it. i made 11 different recipes, totalling over 300 cookies, packed them up and shipped them out to my friends. baking has always been a love language for me but thats a little hard to share with MY ONLINE FRIENDS!!! but i finally did it. im so proud of myself

fuck

bro its literally my fault, i was at a wedding instead of watching the game 😭😭😭

I LOVE TICKETMASTER XD

any luck? i was like 7000th in queue and by the time i got in it was just resale for 5k minimum

lowkey you fit right in

just slammed a 5am hot dog, hbu?

✨clots and prayers baby ✨

its been okay so far! i slept the whole day after the procedure which helped a LOT. barely any spotting so far but the cramps are kicking my ass. its not like my normal cramps its a whole body unwell feeling that comes on really quickly, like nauseous and hot and dizzy as well as stabbing pain 😭

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY WHEN DO THE CRAMPS STOP??????

that cat did not accurately represent how i feel take this one instead

can someone PLEASE tell my stupid "has cancer related dead parent trauma" ass to STOP WATCHING SHOWS WITH CANCER RELATED DEAD/DYING PARENT PLOT LINES jesus fucking christ why do i do this to myself its 4am and im SOBBING fucking moron

calling any and all IUD havers, im getting one this week and im lowkey terrified. please hit me up will all your GOOD stories (please no bad stories im scared enough as it is) ty ily 🖤🖤🖤

im just a sleepy little guy why am i being forced to wake up every day

girl just watch legally blonde real quick

oh i could FUCK UP a deep 'n delicious rn specifically when its still a little frozen 🤤🤤🤤