ash

we are a few bad announcements away from danny devito being found dead and frankly I am on edge

an american tale has mouse pogroms

they are often cold and smooth

see ya in anotha life brotha

another world event: happens
me, frantically muttering under my breath: i wish it not not have happened in my time said frodo so do I said gandalf and so do all who live to see such times but that is no

just so we’re clear this is from november 2023. the salute wasn’t an accident or a coincidence or a misunderstanding. and frankly it’s heartbreaking that very few non-jews gave a shit until it directly affected them.

combatting misinformation means also fact checking the people you like, not just right wing talking heads

my dad: they wrote a book about him right

the isty bitsy spider serves the vital purpose of teaching children sisyphus's agony

coming to you live from the individual rooms my family has retired to so we don’t have to interact anymore tonight!!!!

We were coloring Longlegs in LA, and this lady came in to bring us lunch. And I pointed to you on screen and said, 'Who's that?' And we watched three sentences of yours in the interrogation room. She said, 'I don't know, Meryl Streep?' And I was like, 'Yeah. You got it. First try.'

Oz Perkins and Nicholas Cage have a discussion about LONGLEGS in the most recent Fangoria and I have thought about this daily since reading it

- dara horn

goddamn quids game got me good

goddamn quids game got me good

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

don’t let the feral hogs find out

all political discourse is cancelled we’re skipping ahead to “does my robot servant have human rights”

finishing an ebook should unlock a secret ending

everybody should try to become a fossil when they die

spinach goes so hard

me: [hyperventilating] yeah i’ll be fine. I just need everything to stay exactly as it is for all of time.

me internally during every conversation: do not mention the series finale of the the tv show st. elsewhere. nobody else cares about the series finale of st. elsewhere

just say "the jews" rupert everyone knows who u are talking about

i’m excited to see who the contestant will be next week on “can you escape a pennsylvania prison and make it into the woods?”

slang in 1700s/1800s america included the term “oyster wench” which meant a woman of “low moral character”

Thank you for your off-putting reply. You have taught me the value of silence. 🙏

currently in my daily “I gotta wait at least two hours before telling my friend this cool fact I learned because I just sent ten other facts and I look unhinged” phase