I’ll never forgot how Mel Gibson inspired a bunch of barely clothed Scotsmen carrying wooden sticks to beat a well-armored and equipped English army in open field battle.
It also enraged to me see King Edward use his daughter-in-law who would have been -8 years old at the time as a sexual pawn.
It’s time for (muffled sounds) oh that’s good. Dodger baseball!
I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again.
If Trump committed suicide by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge at 9AM, by noon, the bodies below would be piled up so high you wouldn’t be able to kill yourself that way anymore.
In Trump’s defense, he has no brain, yet he still speaks.
So maybe a man walking without legs isn’t so far fetched.
I see the Alabama GOP primary is already heating up.
Have you met Ted? No.
That’s okay. He’s just some boring ass white guy who constantly bitches about love life as if anyone else gives a shit.
I’ve concluded that nothing pisses people off on the internet more than telling them established legal opinions they don’t want to hear.
I feel like not having a player profile picture is the baseball equivalent of getting no entrance music as a wrestler, and your opponent is coming out to Metallica with thunderous applause.
It doesn’t bode well.
Did he even say thank you to Putin?
My memory as a child is every public place reeking of cigarette smoke until around ‘97.
Breaking Bad taught me that meth with less than 30% purity is early season one Jesse Pinkman level pathetic.
All revenue went to that bitch, Carole Baskin.
I agree.
From Jan 2017-Jan 2021, we had a dumbass in charge.
I’m sure it will be no less productive than every other D.C.-based committee.
Somehow this is worse than stealing a foul ball from a child.
Thank you Samsung for not letting me use my new TV for another two weeks.
So everyone invited will be lucky to get more than three sentences in, and Trump will word vomit for over an hour.
At least its accomplishments will be par for the course as far as committees go, meaning it will accomplish jack shit.
Nothing like getting a “free” TV and they don’t even bother to include the mount.
Continuing a long proud GOP tradition of spending taxpayer money to investigate the Clintons.
I like how the US men’s hockey team, and the local youth 10-12 squad get the same victory meal for winning the title.
So, uhh, what about this?
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
Another member of the Seinfeld-Breaking Bad pipeline.
I know the one game in Houston I went to, they actually let you bring your own food in.
That along with the $5 parking blew my mind.
“I grew up watching the X-Files.”
I’m getting paid $80 a day to inject myself with insulin, and I’m not even diabetic.
