ConnorPatrick: Slot’s Happening

Feel like I just saw a ghost

A classic. The Oasis song at the end is a rare gem. Also check out Goal 2

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

I think this is finally going to be the Phillies year.

Dodgers on paper are unstoppable but they're capable of bad performances.

Mets are gonna Mets. Central division is irrelevant.

There's a pennant to be won!

My daughter got into Independence Charter School!!

Dunno if it's because I live in Britain and am surrounded by these fucking people but I'm always shocked by Americans refusal to notice that idiots who are only rich because their parents are rich are only rich because their parents are rich

A stranger at the Eagles Super Bowl parade gave me and my kids this cute card after paying us a compliment.

Really symbolizes the spirit of that day. No creepy religious message. Not trying to sell us something. Just a kind person handing out love.

Thank you, Anna. Go birds!

I’m blind now.

45 hours until kickoff. Go Birds.

Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

2026 is going to be the Year of Philadelphia.

Philadelphia: the founding city of the Enlightenment

Philadelphia: the Quaker city.

Philadelphia: the city of the individual.

Philadelphia: the city of 1776

I hate that I'm going to lose The New Pornographers in the trade war but at least we keep Neko Case.

I don’t want to hate on anyone but Chappell Roan’s album is the best pop album in a decade so I’m not sure I like where this night is headed

There is no way that Short N' Sweet was as good as the Chappell Roan album!!!

“The French could never stand the cold of Germany; that of America must be more fatal to them.”

-George III on the French troops sent to aide the American Revolution in 1781.

(A tweet written by a cold Philadelphian in 2025)

The Eagles are going to their fifth Super Bowl, putting them ahead of the Colts, Vikings and Bills. They're now tied with the Packers, Giants, Commanders, Raiders, Dolphins and Rams

it’s no doubt very annoying for me to say that what eliminates costco as a live option for me is not the membership fee but the way the stores are situated in places where you’re sort of fucked if you don’t have a car

"Jerry's eating rice"

Marriage is an insane thing

hey man wanna come over and watch a bowl game? yeah it’s tuesday at 11AM. it’s two 6-6 mid-majors, none of their best players are playing, one team just fired their coach, it’ll be at an empty neutral site, the teams don’t care about each other. it literally doesn’t matter

The Nationals getting the number one draft pick for the third time is completely rigged. Drain the swamp. Stolen selection.

Article 7
1. The child shall be registered immediately after birth and shall have the right from birth to a name, the right to acquire a nationality and. as far as possible, the right to know and be cared for by his or her parents.

Happy World Children's Day!

#WorldChildrensDay @unicefusa.org

1930s aerial image of Fairmount Park.

Modern aerial image of Fairmount park.

Something I think most people don't realize is that Philadelphia's Fairmount Park was once far more landscaped, and less forested.

Nearly a century of underfunding, and car prioritization, has significantly changed the character of the park.

An aerial image from ~1930 vs. 2024:

Trump got the 2026 World Cup in America because CONCACAF was a major tenant at Trump Tower for years (and so was corrupt FIFA exec Chuck Blazer).

But Trump will sabotage the 2026 World Cup because Dana White is ideologically opposed to soccer.

listen this is still not the most embarrassing thing to happen in the cowboys stadium. not even this month

"I'm ready to start dating."