Caleb (fka The Keeper of That Beat)

*sees the wave of incoming Project Hail Mary reviews*

"Finish Update?"

um, no? you can update in American or not at all.

in all seriousness, and absolutely nothing against either of these groups of performers, but anymore the Oscars just feel like a glaring reminder that the film industry is kind of phoning it in musically.

Kate Hudson fuming that she wasn't asked to perform a Neil Diamond medley...

an utterly ridiculous premise, but Ginger is a lot of fun here as usual.

Cinematrix No. 714: March 10, 2026 Can you name a Paul Thomas Anderson movie based on a book or play?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 714: Mar 10, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2563

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Every time I write a critique of the New York Time's coverage of transgender people, people always tell me, "submit a letter to the editor."

I have, multiple times.

I don't think people understand how averse the NYT is to publishing a trans person.

It's almost frustrating that people ask me to.

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We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

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BREAKING: An Idaho House Committee passed HB 822. This dangerous and unconstitutional bill would require trusted adults, such as teachers and counselors, to monitor children for signs that they are not conforming to gender stereotypes. Learn more about the bill: buff.ly/7kw0CXu

It was this or gay parents in Pixar movies, so I completely understand.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Darlene Mitchell blonde wig

Darlene Mitchell brunette wig

The Loneliest Time CRJ vs E•MO•TION CRJ

Colman Domingo to appear on ‘Hot Ones’ this Thursday.

ooh have fun!

What the hell, sure

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Birdo

apparently she is!

they went from the first movie barely having a Yoshi cameo to literally every character from the Mario universe being in this one.

Cruella de Vil eat your heart out...

that is the proper mating ritual required to attract a male of Big Bird's species

new celebrity couple dropped:

Remembering the Forgotten Movies of the 2026 Oscar Season A salute to the urgent documentaries, quiet dramas and provocative filmmakers who were ignored by Academy voters.

The Oscars are Sunday. For @ebertvoices.bsky.social, I paid tribute to 10 great movies from 2025 whose names we won't hear once during the show. Which is a shame.

Look, again, as I've said over and over and over, it would be one thing if the people obsessing over trans people in sports were interested in some sort of compromise. But they're just... not. www.readtpa.com/p/fine-lets-...

so not Scream 7

Cinematrix No. 713: March 9, 2026 Can you name a Michael B. Jordan or Teyana Taylor movie with a number in the title?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 713: Mar 9, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2542

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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋

📚 "Godzilla Rivals: Mothra VS. Titanosaurus" (2023)

Ditto: I might try to fuck all the [other Pokémon]