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Not sure what it says about me that someone is willing to pay $300 to get a guy to sing Seven Mary Three’s “Cumbersome” in the background of the broadcast of an early round ACC tournament game, but Norm Nation is a force unto itself.

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 96 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

09.03.2026 12:20 👍 1118 🔁 247 💬 0 📌 21

hotel california implies the existence of hotels named after the other 49 states

03.03.2026 14:49 👍 145 🔁 42 💬 17 📌 0

Anybody know how much one of those smash stuff rooms costs?

01.03.2026 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Helping people make bad decisions faster produces a worse outcome than allowing those same people to make those same bad decisions at the natural human pace.

Not only because there are fewer bad decisions as a result, but it gives time for someone to come by and ask "what the fuck are you doing"

28.03.2025 17:59 👍 66 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1
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AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases

AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations

Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases

www.newscientist.com/article/2516...

25.02.2026 12:27 👍 3053 🔁 1299 💬 395 📌 1482

I was thinking if we could do a swap deal with a mid table epl table. Like swap the entire squad - would we?

22.02.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Glad spurs can’t hurt me as much as myself, had the forethought to run to 7-11 for beers, wings and a hot dog at half time. Thoughts/prays to my stomach.

22.02.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are spurs losing their sale value to potential new owners by being so shit for 2 years, if so does that mean ENIC won’t want to sell cause they won’t get valuation they want. And we go back to 10-15 place for rest of my life.

22.02.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas ALT: a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas

#COYS

22.02.2026 18:26 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2026 18:01 👍 730 🔁 127 💬 1 📌 5
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

22.02.2026 16:24 👍 9983 🔁 2279 💬 65 📌 112

Best offense is getting hit in the face

22.02.2026 15:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA

A-LEAGUE Goalie heads it into his own goal from outside the box.

21.02.2026 04:52 👍 185 🔁 38 💬 13 📌 33

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

18.02.2026 19:25 👍 863 🔁 248 💬 40 📌 5
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

09.11.2025 15:10 👍 6972 🔁 1564 💬 36 📌 363

can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there

14.02.2026 19:40 👍 2247 🔁 201 💬 39 📌 18
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Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c

14.02.2026 19:50 👍 2296 🔁 304 💬 13 📌 13

Well there’s your problem

13.02.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seeing what happened to this little guy made me as angry as i've ever been about politics and his release, while terrific news, has me doing the full "but i'm a superstitious man..." speech from the godfather in my living room

01.02.2026 17:52 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

The pure cruelty of putting a five year old through all this for absolutely no benefit to anyone or anything

01.02.2026 15:46 👍 3574 🔁 525 💬 62 📌 9

Fuck this bullshit

01.02.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our last opponent was Wednesday - decided to wait until next week to have a consultant look at it eh

01.02.2026 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

31.01.2026 14:47 👍 2673 🔁 621 💬 5 📌 167
We got a BIG donation of marshmallows & peanuts and the bears were very appreciative.
We got a BIG donation of marshmallows & peanuts and the bears were very appreciative. YouTube video by Orphaned Wildlife Center

I think you need to see a bear, quietly eating marshmallows.

29.01.2026 03:09 👍 173 🔁 65 💬 7 📌 17
Howard the black and white neat-fringed cat is loafing on a fake lap I made by stuffing an old pair of jeans. I put this at the top of the stairs next to the radiator for times when my lap wasn't available for him.

Howard the black and white neat-fringed cat is loafing on a fake lap I made by stuffing an old pair of jeans. I put this at the top of the stairs next to the radiator for times when my lap wasn't available for him.

This photo just came up in my memories.

I made an auxiliary lap from an old pair of jeans for when my real lap was unavailable, and it actually worked 😀

29.01.2026 17:27 👍 140 🔁 42 💬 11 📌 5
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Old system deemed “more fair” because the best teams had easier draws

29.01.2026 19:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly, any rule they try I’m sure ends up like the handball in the box. Where it changes every year and nobody really knows what it is (and leads to more VAR shit). Need some Aussie rules football on tv in the US.

28.01.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeh, that one’s pretty close. Just bit trickier with hockey gk taking up 40% of the crease vs soccer gk taking up 2% of 6 yard box. Think max # of players in 6 yard box could help also

28.01.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0