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Evelyn Normielib (D-PA) Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. 62nd St. Bridge troll, she/her/yinz Making informative zines and art at magaro.net/tles/

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We had an all staff summit on AI yesterday and "the reward for using AI to do things faster is just more work" was discussed. Like, why would I on purpose let everyone know that the two jobs I already do could be increased to three if I just stopped taking any pride in my work.

11.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So would I be able to sue our local hospital group for closing their youth gender clinic even though gender affirming care for minors is still legal in my state? And now we have to go to a secret clinic with more security than the airport to get my kid care? Is this not a parental right?

11.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your only other options are yinz and youse (yinz is clearly the correct choice)

11.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI have a PhD and I think we should legalize herouin and USians ounly think farm labour is hard because of coulounialism.”

11.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
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Allegheny County restricts ICE cooperation Council voted to bar most county assistance with federal immigration enforcement.

NEW: Allegheny County Council passed a bill tonight banning county police, workers from cooperating with ICE, codifying a policy into law

Bill passed 11-3. Council prez Pat Catena abstained, saying he & his son received death threats today due to vote www.axios.com/local/pittsb...

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
pigeon blows up the feeder, seeds fly

pigeon blows up the feeder, seeds fly

What does joy look like?

10.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They did this in my district to @summerlee.bsky.social too, because they knew she was the strongest candidate. Sucks to suck, aipac.

10.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I work at a university academic unit with a mix of former/current faculty and non-faculty and in general the faculty have no idea how to have a disagreement without getting extremely shitty and hostile.

10.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow!

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in high school for the Gulf War and the anti-war march whose route went past the boy's school (I went to a girls' Catholic school with a "brother" boy's school around the corner) and got spit on. I was teaching when the post-9/11 wars started and again: you were not allowed to vocally object.

10.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the point of this post or graph but it is useful to demonstrate to both The Youngs and people who have highly selective memory: the Gulf and Iraq wars were popular! Everyone is retconning now like it's a giant black mark against any politician who voted for them but, like, look:

10.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are β€˜just circling back’ to see if we can β€˜move the needle’ on β€˜key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

10.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 4297 πŸ” 1140 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 52

That realization always seems to last about two generations, tops

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A pacman frog being used as a seat by a cricket

A pacman frog being used as a seat by a cricket

NO THOUGHTS
ONLY FRUG

10.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What I can offer: teaching the choreography for Let's Have a Kiki, crafternoons and pedicures.

What my child would prefer: literally anything else.

09.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man sometimes life really is like rain on your wedding day

Me, I grew up amongst theater kids and artsy queers. I am somewhat of an artsy queer myself

My kid, though, as it turns out is a cybersecurity queer. It's like a whole other thing! I'm totally adrift! How does one bond w/o dance routines?

09.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It's very dependent on where you live! Not so much need for tugboats in Nebraska, but we got barges being pushed by tugs all up and down the Ohio and Mississippi, it's totally a job people do.

09.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, we got women down to the Crazification Factor at least.

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahhh I am not real convinced that replacing Muslims with Jews in this tweet would create that much more of a scandal here in the cursed year 2026.

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Educational technologist at a large university πŸ€œπŸ€›

This technology went from "ha ha this is so silly and neat, computers sure are fascinating!" to "fuck this, fuck you and fuck everything, this shit is ruining my life" over the course of about 2 months in 2022.

09.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Skill issue 100%

09.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They *should* be a place to visit, not live.

My visit to the FL Keys a couple years ago gave me the strong conviction that they should all be a Nat'l Park and no human should live there permanently. Many such places in the US, but we feel entitled to live and alter the environment anywhere we like

09.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But food needs gas to get to your town so that you can buy it to live. If gas goes up 20% and stays that way for more than a few days, food prices will follow in short order.

09.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My city currently has 50% of the population it had in 1940. It's really not all that densely packed and has 4000 acres of city owned parkland.

09.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had physical TVs in order to watch movies and stuff but have never paid a cable bill in my adult life. And definitely long periods of many years where there was no TV, period.

Now the TV is mostly a conduit for playing video games.

09.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't own a TV for like 20 years πŸ‘€ so at least I'm being true to my brand.

(Do not come for this poster, they are being glib, I just thought it was funny that It Me.)

09.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Stench of what??

09.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always about Gender. Unfortunately. As someone who is very gender-meh I wish it wasn't. But it is.

09.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Born in 1974, present at the creation of the public-facing internet. It was great for like 15 years! I blame high speed internet. On dial-up, you really had to do a cost-benefit analysis of how hard you wanted to work to ruin someone's day.

09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
And edit image of two masked dweebs in flak jackets marked with "ERO" so that one of them says "ZERO" with a star under it a la Smashing Pumpkins

And edit image of two masked dweebs in flak jackets marked with "ERO" so that one of them says "ZERO" with a star under it a la Smashing Pumpkins

Sorry not sorry

09.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0