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Gordon, like a 90 year old

@sailorgordo

Melbourne. The prettiest sailor soldier. Take a shot for every time I mention my bike. Ask me about my cats. 日本語いつでもどうぞ。 PSN: moonlitgordo Switch: SW-4395-6988-4191

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Latest posts by Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo

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Good morning from my Pikachu to yours

11.03.2025 23:18 👍 418 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0
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This still seems compromising idk

20.02.2025 08:40 👍 331 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Currently reviewing a resume which includes “runner up, university PUBG tournament” as an achievement.

19.02.2025 03:46 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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POV I’m interviewing you for a job and also maybe I’m not wearing any pants

18.02.2025 07:47 👍 520 🔁 3 💬 13 📌 0
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Your face here, ask me how.

11.02.2025 10:42 👍 452 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 0

I had a blast! Definitely looking for more opportunities to model for life drawing.

10.02.2025 23:55 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This was so much fun and I will absolutely be doing it again

10.02.2025 23:53 👍 364 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0
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I just think it’s neat

10.02.2025 11:32 👍 518 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0
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I pushed through my hungover and forced myself to the gym, please clap.

10.02.2025 09:29 👍 313 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0
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Pool party, minus the sunshine.

08.02.2025 04:55 👍 747 🔁 11 💬 8 📌 0
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Summer down under ☀️

07.02.2025 21:22 👍 78 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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POV: you’re the mirror I found several beers deep into work drinks last night

07.02.2025 06:30 👍 344 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Good morning, I just got a promotion and am now bathing in the glory of my newly updated email signature.

05.02.2025 22:28 👍 99 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0
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Anyone for a ride?

05.02.2025 07:16 👍 317 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 0

Oh we still have News Corp here, Australia is far and away not immune to blatant right wing fear mongering. But even then it’s staggering to me the extent that Americans seem to have willingly voted themselves into oblivion.

05.02.2025 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyday it’s like the US hopes to set a new low. Each headline is worse than the last. What on earth compels someone to vote for this shit?

05.02.2025 03:28 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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hi

04.02.2025 11:27 👍 300 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Haha that’s crazy, what if you put your face here though?

03.02.2025 09:08 👍 248 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0
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Is this anything?

03.02.2025 07:51 👍 312 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
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My friends continue to be the most beautiful people. @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social

03.02.2025 07:12 👍 217 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Intrusive thoughts telling me I should play Wind Waker, objectively the best Zelda, again

02.02.2025 00:12 👍 59 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Old maiden type of shoes.

01.02.2025 10:14 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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Anyone for a gelato?

01.02.2025 05:28 👍 458 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0
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hi

31.01.2025 11:19 👍 270 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

This is just straight up people copying and pasting answers from the tool into our screening questions, no changes made. Meaning I’m seeing the same wank fifty times a day from fifty different applicants.

31.01.2025 05:00 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yet to see a single net positive to how tools like this are used, genuinely. Every single application has amounted to plagiarism, crypto bro circle jerks, or blatant misinformation. And at the cost of cooking the planet in the process. Who asked for this?

31.01.2025 05:00 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Genuinely do not understand the point of people using ChatGPT in their job applications. First of all, it’s beyond obvious that your responses are coming from a robot.

Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?

31.01.2025 04:56 👍 61 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Swim brief recommendations wanted please, preferably ones that don’t cost hundreds of dollars🙇

31.01.2025 01:16 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
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good morning btw

30.01.2025 23:07 👍 592 🔁 22 💬 12 📌 1

I don’t think anywhere in Australia gives cookies with testing, the one downside to our medical system.

30.01.2025 08:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0