RATCHET! 🔧 (hustler arc)

what are you, some kind of FUJOSHI?

there, fixed it

we’re soooooo alike……. hahahaaa….. 😝🥰

hopital.

ALWAYS CHECK IF YOUR SEEKER GUN IS ABOUT TO UPGRADE BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR ASS

it’d be craaaazy if something happened to it

samore, pal!

i like going round parking lots and pulling the ion coils outta people’s ships. guess who they hit up to fix ‘em. 😈

#chasepassiveincome

you’ve always got my back man

Ratchet From Ratchet And Clank

can’t wait to have a kid so i can name it scorpion flail! 🧡

a ratchet video game character holding a torch ALT: a ratchet video game character holding a torch

i’m in my Mid To Late Twenties!! gimme a chance, angela, c’mon

if this is you telling me about your dingdong i’m calling the police qwark

aaaaaaaaalleglloouiaah

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

if you ever wanna send me a message, the good news is: you can’t! i lied about my age when i was 8 to get a poxnet subscription and now i’m banned from sending and receiving messages

anyone else think it’s kinda sexy when you get stuck in weevoid toxin?

qwark won’t can it about my toilet paper being “””low-ply””” but he won’t LEAVE either!

RATCHET’S SO BACK

the gadgetron guy. miss his ass

ratchet fact of the day: he did my top surgery

can’t a guy have a hobby? 😞

call me…….

you saying she’s single right now?

yeah, frumpus croid!! we go way back, really funny story

🅿️OP🅿️OP……….

i’m bi but thanks grim

i have stilts

@thatsmyhelixomorph.bsky.social hiiiiiiiiiiiii

make him change it back

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