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jess

@golddustmermaid

30-something • she/her • boy mom •

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12 hour drive today, let’s gooooo.

21.05.2025 10:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s nothing worse than wanting to enjoy a cup of coffee only for it to taste like cigarettes. 😤

06.05.2025 12:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

K’s dad lives here so it’s not long distance co-parenting anymore. It’s still tough though when he wants to parent differently.

07.04.2025 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really like it. The people are nice (most of them). I just miss the sun because winter is so long here.

04.04.2025 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The FBI has them too so I can’t do anything fun in North America. 😭

04.04.2025 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been here since last March. Working on getting permanent residency.

04.04.2025 20:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Giving the Canadian government my fingerprints today.

Can’t do hoodrat shit with my friends anymore. 🤪

04.04.2025 17:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I miss having a pet. Having a dog would totally cure me.

10.03.2025 17:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

K just asked me if I had a mommy.

Anddd I’m going to go cry now.

02.03.2025 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He hands it to me and goes “here’s your card” 😂😂😂😂

26.01.2025 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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K drew this masterpiece this morning. 😂😭

26.01.2025 14:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really hate that Hello Fresh usually picks spinach as the green vegetable in meals. Give me some damn green beans or broccoli for once. 😩

25.01.2025 21:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now that everyone in this house has fallen down the stairs due to snow or rain, I think we should get a ramp.

22.01.2025 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really need to start using this more because I don’t want to be a on an app ran by a n*zi. 😩

22.01.2025 12:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I hope it’s SHITTY in The White House or whatever Taylor said

20.01.2025 18:14 👍 237 🔁 67 💬 3 📌 0

I’ve only experienced one full month of a Canadian winter and I’m 1000000000% a summer girly now.

21.01.2025 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not the Canadian government making a mistake and wanting me to pay to fix their error. Lmfao

10.01.2025 00:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taking K to see Santa this afternoon and I’m hoping we get a good picture. 😩

14.12.2024 15:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

K finally had his neurology appointment today. Good news, he doesn’t have to start steroids yet. Bad news, he has ADHD. 😂

11.12.2024 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When K remembers places that we’ve gone to in Boston and asks if we’re going back to them in a few weeks. 🥹

07.12.2024 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That lady is an idiot. I was so mad that I wasted my time watching that shit.

21.11.2024 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
17.11.2024 15:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time to find all my twitter friends lmao

19.09.2023 03:38 👍 16 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Elon is really going to ruin the one app that brought me the best friends I’ve ever made. 😭

18.09.2023 23:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really need to start using this more so.. hi. ◡̈

10.09.2023 23:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got this account just in case twitter(I refuse to call it anything else) implodes.

29.08.2023 15:09 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0