Selfie of me in bed, more of a silhouette of the top of my head below a pink heart lamp on the wall
Gn little gay people in my phone, I love you, I'm also tucking you in and giving you all forehead kisses
Literally, like why was i sweating before I even got to the subway 😭
I’m soooo good at spending money if anyone has any extra
I've *got* to get cuntier and more unhinged before summer hits
Shout out to past me for putting shows in my calendar with what ticket app they're in 🙏 I'm saving me so much time
Photo of a tree with the moon nestled against its upper boughs, as seen through a link of chain fencing. The sky is baby blue, with long fluffy pink clouds across the top and bottom of the view
Maybe daylight savings is good actually
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. Please remember to leave your wallets and other valuables with my lovely assistant, Debra. Don’t overthink it, brother. There you go.
Happy shirtless runners season to all who celebrate
Diva down :c
How it feels to step away from the skeeting mines for a day
Dula Peep they could never make me hate you
I sometimes forget to label but even then, it takes 2 seconds to take it down and repost (itd be nice to be able to self label after the fact tho)
I'm so excited to play pokopia in a few years when I can get a switch 2 😭 in the meantime I'll keep working on my 4 other unfinished pokemon games, plus the 2 Zelda games I haven't finished, nd the 2 silksong games I haven't finished 💀🫣
I'm back on my stardew bullshit 🥰
Selfie in a mirror shaped heart, a hall stretches out behind me. I'm in a black tee, and squinting with my tongue between my teeth
Gay evening
"Big things are happening"
And it's just me washing the sheets and cleaning the tub
I told myself I'd get so much done today, I took a nap immediately after my 1pm breakfast 💀 I know the day isn't over yet but I sure lost a lot of time
I couldn't figure out why I got so warm all of the sudden and then remembered 3d video games give me motion sickness after like an hour 💀😭
everyone is playing Pokopia, but I couldnt help but wonder when someone was gonna poke a mia
Tfw your half elf was turned to stone last game so you spend a bunch of the current game on mute playing Tears of the Kingdom 💀
chicken tikka masala, garlic naan, and a mango lassi haaaate to see me coming
Fucking Fetterman has already said he'll vote for Noem's proposed replacement 🙄
Homophobic that the press-on nail shops have already taken their vday designs down 😔
It's the nickname ive been using for Chrissy Chlapecka to try and talk my friends into listening to her
Not till after I see lesbian space jesus
You guys ever think that gay people just
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Bottoms are critical infrastructure and you should back them up regularly.
Sorry the weather's not better here 😔
I'm so sleepy, what do you mean i have to leave for a show in 2 hours
