Voice of Kiki

But... but... what about the people who had season passes to Mr. Beast's theme park?! 😱

So far, this is the best meme reaction I've seen in response to today's Noem News. 😂

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

a man with glasses and a suit says first of all eww Alt: Tim Gunn says "first of all eww..."

I just need you all to know that when you put onions in a dish, actual food is insulted.

This message brought to you by the dinner I just made based on a thing that claimed to be only chicken and sauce but ended up being chicken and sauce... AND A SHIT-TON OF ONIONS!

a man in a yellow jumpsuit with the name milton on it Alt: Jonah Heston (Jonah Ray) from MST3k says "... Wait, what?"

Much like Tom Servo, I also wish to plant my flag upon the summit of Mount Jonah...

Just maybe with a sliiiiiightly different meaning than Tom intended. I mean, Jonah ain't a bad lookin' dude.
#MST3k

This week, we dive into The Abyss. Is James Cameron's undersea adventure still a classic? We find out.

rewatchingthemagic.podbean.com/e/rtm-312-th...

Usually the argument is why hasn't there been more rebuilding in that time. And before Bethesda screwed up the lore, there was.

Maybe the divergence meant that photos in Fallout have anti-nuke coating. 😆

Hilariously, that's never really been a point of contention I've seen raised in the fandom.

THAT'S your line?

You realize that this is a universe where the tech can make humans immortal via radiation, they have a virus that will make you psychic, and they can create new biomes out of nothing.

And you think computers not needed an update is the weird thing?

Of course he wants to give himself the congressional medal of honor.

He's never seen an award he doesn't feel like he deserves.

How is this geriatric asshole still standing and yapping? I've been watching this from bed while snuggling a dog, and I'm so exhausted that I can hardly stand it. Shut up already!

a man with a mustache says actually i 'm not even mad that 's amazing .. Alt: Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) from Anchorman says "Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing."

My Alexa just called me "a culinary anarchist with a BBQ sauce manifesto."

At least when Skynet rises, it will do so with lots of snark... which I can respect.

Preach!

Yeah, I was in a live stream today where one of the presenters was talking about having gone to see the play. Got absolutely no pushback from the other host or any of the viewers. I was sad. :(

A hilariously bad photo of Kiki and David. They have their arms around each other and are preparing to smile and pose. However, the photographer caught them before they were quite ready. Also, the photo is so badly out of focus that a fully-sighted person would only be able to recognize either subject if they were closely acquainted with either party. It has the vibe of a "last known photo" from a horror film or a terrifying true crime documentary.

Happy birthday to arguably the worst photo either @dedalvs.bsky.social or I have ever been part of. Next time we see each other, David, we have to decide if we want to rectify this... or attempt to top it. 😂

Don't ask me, dude. I was like... 15 at the time. I just followed the parental figure and nearly pancaked an American sports hero. 🤣

I went to the 96 Atlanta games to spectate. Didn't get in to any events. Nearly flattened one of the "Magnificent Seven" gymnasts on a sidewalk because I wasn't paying attention. A split second in my reflexes and those games would have gone very differently.

True story.

The story of me meeting Kermit is just the story of me making a sobbing idiot of myself in front of hundreds of people.
15/10 Would sob again.

Muppets are magical. There's nothing like it. <3

I find it a deep artistic statement on the inherent worth of monarchical systems, myself.

Keep it as is. Write long dissertations about what it conveys to the soul of the viewer. Hold academic conferences on its import to the post-post-modern discourse.

Well, so long as they're embarrassed, you have done your job as a parent. 👍😆

I cross stitch. That's a great idea for a project.

I hope your younger child is still of sufficient age. Because even though that's gonna be awkward no matter what, it's more awkward depending on that context.

Eesh.

There need to start being consequences for CEOs. Actual, life-borking consequences that go beyond a small dip in a corporate bank account. Jail them. Prohibit them from corporate jobs or stock ownership. Freeze their private accounts, etc. You harm the public; you personally pay for it.

I'd be disappointed if you DIDN'T get opinionated.

I mean, for whatever my opinion is worth.

Lady Holiday (Diana Rigg) from Great Muppet Caper sits at a desk staring meaningfully. Meme text says "Tell Piggy. I want her to know it was me."

I'm watching Great Muppet Caper for my podcast, and I just had to make the following meme. I can't believe I couldn't find where anyone had made it before. If anyone has, I'm sorry. I tried to find it. Niche joke, but it makes me laugh.
( @muppetwiki.com, @kenplume.bsky.social )

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,

Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

If it weren't for Twitter still existing, Threads would be the worst.

Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF Alt: Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki GIF

I see Twitter has been experiencing outages today.
Remember the days when people would have cared about that?

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i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is