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@humphythefish

Bonsoir! How nice to meet you! Hobbies include crocheting hats for Clive, sampling gin and eating celery. Forest supporter and rodent fan 🐟

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Happy Ramsbottom Day to all who celebrate it πŸ‘

27.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New release from the Windsor Mint. Get yours now! 😜

20.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 13

You old romantic you! πŸ₯°

14.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! I thought exactly the same and winced throughout.

14.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the M1 like this morning? I’ll get my car keys!

12.02.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have the same at Forest, they’re very good at strutting around on Instagram, but hopeless when it comes to scoring goals.

12.02.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the universe is trying to tell us the same thing - with the added hint of 35 shots on target and no goals. See you at the KP next season! 😫

12.02.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I rather think they will. Saves them having to actually do some work and come up with proper news stories!

09.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct answer! I shan’t bother you with kicky ball nonsense, other than a brief mention of Forest’s marvellous away win at Brentford today 😊

25.01.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best answer! πŸ˜‚

25.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@footballingfox.bsky.social I’ve just seen this on FB - Grumpy would be Seat 1 every time 😝

25.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I miss his dazzling choppers on MOTD 😬

25.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…where he will score a hat trick and boost my FPL score πŸ™

25.01.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He says he’s waiting for the offer to get higher before he makes his triumphant return to Scouseland!

25.01.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought for one moment you were referring to Fleetwood Town and was going to say King Billy would never stoop so low! Poor old Foxes!

25.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This isn’t a new video, but it is, I think, a timeless one.

25.01.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 10

True! The media like to focus on the occasional wrong’un and then say β€˜this is what every gay/trans person is like so beware’. It makes me really angry, but unfortunately the majority of people are too thick to think for themselves.

17.01.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a very obvious straight woman, I’m really sorry you’ve experienced this. Carry on being fabulous and all the idiots can get stuffed.

17.01.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember seeing Tears for Fears in concert when they had just started out. They only had one album of songs and did Mad World three times. I bet a CH gig is similar (β€œhere’s the acapella version! Put your hands together for the 12 inch remix!”).

13.01.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He peaked too early! I’m trying to think of a suitable title for his follow up, but anything with Number Two in it just sounds ridiculous.

13.01.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm…could it be our Chezza?

13.01.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I shall stop watching #TheTraitors until they’ve got rid of a few more folk - they’re crammed round that table like sardines and I can’t remember any of their names!

02.01.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was McCain too, so I guess the ad agency didn’t really do what they were paid to do - everyone remembers the advert, but not the product.

31.12.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourites!

30.12.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grill β€˜em bake β€˜em fry β€˜em eat β€˜em!

30.12.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! Kia Ora - another classic! Btw my party piece is reciting the Um Bongo advert really quickly (I don’t get invited to many parties).

30.12.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had forgotten about Mr C’s Parrot! A classic! Plus β€˜will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings…you’ll have to wait and see’ 🍟

30.12.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody advert - I have to actively steer my husband away from the stuff in Tesco as he bursts into song every time he sees it πŸ™„

30.12.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True! 😝

30.12.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m currently using a blanket that I haven’t finished crocheting - it’s so snug that I can overlook the ball of yarn that’s still attached to it 🧢

30.12.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0