detested by bitches

it’s literally all coming together

took a 3 mile walk to get a root beer from the convenience store four blocks away and i saw a mom taking her two little boys and a pittie on a walk and they ALL HAD RED HAIR INCLUDING THE DOG

kurt vonnegut was right. you do go on a walk to pick up one thing from the store and see some terrific looking babies

sometimes people try a little too hard to transcribe sex noises, in their fanfiction. sometimes i wish they would just describe it to me in words. as soon as you have more than 2 vowels in a row you should be questioning your choices

look im glad time and maturity have helped me understand what’s going on when i have post-hang social anxiety but i wish the knowing yourself better came with not having the feeling anymore

got a new app to try and help me control my screen time and idk if it’s working but the prizes are these shiny rocks which really speak to me

[absolute last person in the world to know that brian wilson was cooking] man brian wilson was really cooking

listening to pet sounds by The Beach Boys, one of the most famous albums of all time, and going DO PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS bc it’s rly that good

coulda had this whole day without the tummy ache. something for u to think about next time @ god

THEY WANTED $17 FOR TWO JUMBO CLAW CLIPS AT WALGREENS. BE SO FOR REAL

where else is tragic single dad Jack Zimmermann gonna get his precocious blonde daughter with 2 pigtails

just found out that boo seungkwan of seventeen died in fictional mpreg childbirth so here’s a list of men i wouldve expected to learn abt this trope from instead:
1. Bucky
2-9. Wei Wuxian
10. John Watson (bbc)
11. kendall roy
12. Kent parson
13. Lewis Hamilton
14. wei Wuxian again
15. paul mccartney

‪jesus is the taemin of the Bible,‬

this post brought 2 u by the hearty chuckle i just had at the idea of loras tyrell being the taemin of king’s landing

[looking at the character map of an extremely detailed high fantasy or scifi world] i see, i see. and who is the taemin?

adhd medication is so fun bc if im sleep deprived im not even tired im just stupid and then the next day i wake up from my normal amount of sleep like who was that???? anyway,

so many other things happened this night that i fully did not remember this but honestly shoutout to drunk barbie, she runs a tight ship

anyway, oh my fucking god

“how do you feel about Dan and Phil” i told the fucking irls discord how do u think i feel

GoT book posting //
- any lannister would have gay sex as a power move

GoT book posting /
- arya is a baby butch
- ned stark is bisexual and it IS a big deal to him
- jon snow will look back from his deathbed to his close male friendships & go hm?
- a targaryen will never be normal enough abt sex to know if they’re gay. not for a few gens at least

GoT book posting // i know i’m going to hate him eventually but tyrion lannister IS the most fun character right now and i DO think he would have loved gay sex

remembering the day we learned in elementary school that you are only allowed to print images of legal currency if they are 75% the size (or less) of the real bill and i went home and printed pictures of dollar bills at 74% size just to feel something

you think your life is hard? [laughs] yeah, i went three places today. and there were people at all of them

latest Trader Joe’s flower attempt. i wish i would’ve grabbed the purple sea lavender but c’est la vie. my flower choices are limited by which flowers i have already googled are safe for cats bc lingering in front of the display googling is a nightmare

GoT book posting / there’s simply no way Ned stark and Robert Baratheon never did brojobs. I’m not happy im saying this either

GoT book posting / have this crazy feeling that a bunch of my underlings are forming alliances to usurp my power??? all i did was show people how to do that, leave the old usurpable system in place, and then do a really bad job governing

GoT book posting / like im sure that’s a mystery mouseketool that will help us later but its SO FUNNY. yeah we just like left most of the people and sub-governances in place as-is and put a new guy on the throne. somehow this is creating an insane spiderweb of subterfuge