Tamatoa's teeth

Scissors to the neck really sells it

You either need to learn flint knapping or get exec privileges at raytheon

Swear to god someone could make an app with the sole purpose of alerting people when it happens and people would pay for that service. Maybe a custom alarm like Celebration by Kool and the Gang. Ope, I should make this (I have no skills).

Based on the picture I am significantly happier about this insect’s discovery than it is :<

My favorite thing at work is if I have to numb up a kid I tell them they can say any bad word they want when the needle goes in and they won’t get in trouble

Some of yalls kids know some bad words 🤣

Ive been shocked to find mostly it's my wife in our case

I did spur my 4 year old's months long obsession with "damnit"

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FUCK!

Yes, and yes

And billionaires should be taxed into millionaires

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So much for the notion that ai systems will inherently recreate physics if they get a bunch of data. That idea seems to be alive and well in some circles

Too bad it took this long but they did benefit from an early mover's advantage before the shine wore off

Opinion | Why Are Republican Presidents So Bad for the Economy? (Published 2021)

There's no shortage of alternatives. Dems could quit running right and start talking public goods. Investing in art, research, health care and infrastructure are all GOOD for economic growth, good for people and good for civilization. We're much better at this than Republicans. We should say so!

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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

Hard SAME

someone divided by zero by mistake and now we're all on the cursed timeline

do I know any surgeons on here? if so, please DM me

this is NOT for medical related reasons, this is an economic project guesstimate about anesthetic usage

please RT

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

There is a whole political party that could respond to the values and means of its base. What we have seen instead is an effort to signal to EVERYONE ELSE that the Democratic party will not take a radical direction in response to Trump 2

This is for sure Kaiju activity.

"Doctor Pliny recommends railing a line of aioli"

Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestselle... ♥・10h O 2/ I asked Al, "Can you wear a crop top for Iftar?" As Rama Duwaji is doing: Al Overview It is generally advised not to wear a crop top for Iftar. Ramadan is a time for modesty and respect, requiring covered shoulders and knees. Crop tops, which expose the midriff, are considered too revealing for traditional, public, or family Iftar gatherings. Opt for modest, loose, or flowing, comfortable clothing. ® 0 2 L7 10 © 81 ıl 6.2K Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestseller... • X.com @naomirwolf 3/ It is super rude by the way, in observant Muslim norms, for the hostess to reveal her midriff at an Iftar celebration in the presence of men who are not her husband and in the presence of Mahmoud Khalil's wife, who is veiled as is far more religiously customary. 10:38 PM • 3/9/26 • 5.6K Views

No idea who this Naomi Wolf person is but can people not be normal about Arab and Muslim women?

Gizmo is inside of a gray flannel jacket

However this Gizmo will stay on Earth.

More UFO bullshit in our science-media-industrial complex. (Yeah, there’s a reason this blog has a Zombies category.)
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The attack ads wrote themselves

"McDonalds. A computer with literally no ability of taste says the new McGuffin tickles your taste sensors"

i didn't realize this polished turd of a human had so many shitty facets

Seems like the military would just blow something up, which in this case would be tons of U238F6 in a big bomb to mix it all up and leave a radioactive wasteland behind

She should marry that man

Daaaaaad

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power