ava of the boreal valley

liminal as hell in this parking lot rn

don't blame me. i voted for 99% hitler

i fantasize frequently about forming a guerrilla unit to firebomb waymos.

Crazy how “any major dude will tell you” is not an Achewood quote from Ray but a Steely Dan lyric from 1974

As hands approach, I feel anticipation. The warmth of the fingers encircles me, a gentle yet firm grip that promises exploration. The first touch is tentative, a soft brush against the cool, plastic surface of my body. I revel in the sensation, the contrast with pliable skin sensing me as well.

convinced we met a Berkeley cryptid. she lives in a giant bird's nest in a tree in the hills

me in ~2006: "I'm a computer science major, why do I have to take a class on ethics?"

me in 2026: "ah"

but the one in front of the gnu lives forever?

i smoked a cigarette at the moon I hope that counts

they dont exist anymore because the economy is bad. you need guys who can afford to part-time job and beer their way through life in order to create an audience for that kind of silliness

oh yeah i know that guy actually and he does suck

i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

she got off before i could confront her about it

sometimes i wonder why more people dont take the bus to work. anyway a strange woman sitting behind me just pulled my hair but that's unrelated

crazy how mst3k had a character whose name was just a straight up racial slur, i had erased that from my memory entirely until just now

let's go shoot some film :3

a white trans woman lounges on a couch, face glowing with contentment, while another woman with big hair sleeps on her shoulder

cutting my arm off so i don't wake the sleeping catgirl

My boyfriend talks about threesomes like how an american's talk about their vacations to Europe like dude we get it you saw how gay people live and just for brief wonderful moment you lived it yourself

eating midnight pizza of indeterminate age because I've had two adult beverages and nothing on earth can harm me if my intentions are pure

got high and forgot how to piss

if you keep being mean to me on the playground ill have my two girlfriends who are three grades above us come and beat you up

all trans surgeries should include an optional madcatz turbo button that has inexplicable effects

do not, my friends, become addicted to eating fiber

an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

Thinking about the cuts around HIV research and vaccine research rn

free climbing salesforce tower with an angle grinder so i can give it a bris send skeet

i feel i should be able to eat an entire large sandwich without immediately falling asleep afterwards but the lord works in mysterious ways

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars