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Statesman at large. I only read books about space marines. He/Him. (o)_O Cover pic by u/Riot-in-the-pit Weehawken

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Are you an artist specializing in imagined worlds, speculative concepts, and/or sci-fi and fantasy themes?

We’re in need of cover art and would love to see your work!

Share in the comments or get in touch here:
LBrunger @ ellecordova dot com

14.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2

Jesus this is insightful banger after banger.

14.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 3408 πŸ” 1035 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This genuinely looks more and more like Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor as far as everyone but the military and executive being intentionally kept out of the loop.

14.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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just two fellas hangin out,,

14.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi everyone! Are you a 🍁 Canadian Cartoonist Opposed to AI πŸš«πŸ€–? Do you want to tell the government about it? πŸ“’

Read on! (Deadline Sunday March 15) 🧡

13.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8
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Revealed: Dan Abnett’s latest novel sees a hive city teetering on the brink A new two-part novel explores the inner turmoil of an Imperial hive city.

I’m just telling you in advance that when this is out I will literally neglect every duty I have apart from family life until it is finished.

www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

13.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Kirby is on a pause screen and text reads, "Swallow your enemies and duck to copy their moves! Experiment by swallowing different kinds of enemies!"

Kirby is on a pause screen and text reads, "Swallow your enemies and duck to copy their moves! Experiment by swallowing different kinds of enemies!"

Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (GBA, 2002)

13.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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The new Portal North Bridge opening is just the start... and it was done on time with union labor. πŸ’ͺ

Let's keep going.

13.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

13.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1712 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 4

What happened is I mentioned this absurd idea to a BBC producer and now I am writing an afternoon play for Radio 4 called THE CALL OF CTHUDO, to be recorded sometime in June with (ideally) various Green Wing alumni doing their best 1930's detective voices.

13.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7
RE9 comic
big spider confronts leon, KYEEEHHH!!!!
Leon: looks like the itsy bitsy spider... is all grown up
a booing is heard from Leon's earpiece
Leon, stressed: Sherry, please. I NEED THIS

RE9 comic big spider confronts leon, KYEEEHHH!!!! Leon: looks like the itsy bitsy spider... is all grown up a booing is heard from Leon's earpiece Leon, stressed: Sherry, please. I NEED THIS

without his quips all Leon has are his dashing good looks and big beefy muscles πŸ˜” #re9

13.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 7094 πŸ” 1551 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 6
Strait of Spirit Halloween 



(when a store closes, a Spirit Halloween store often takes its place; is a business joke about the Strait of Hormuz being closed, nothing more ahaha)

Strait of Spirit Halloween (when a store closes, a Spirit Halloween store often takes its place; is a business joke about the Strait of Hormuz being closed, nothing more ahaha)

Strait of Hormuz is closed,
you know what that means!

13.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4736 πŸ” 3479 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 37
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I co-led the creation of the Civilian Protection Center of Excellence to ensure greater investment in the safety of civilians during military strikes. Trump and Hegseth gutted it.
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They are responsible for this tragedy. They must be held accountable.

13.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11490 πŸ” 2542 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 30
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, β€œthe humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, β€œwe can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, β€œthe humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, β€œwe can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.

13.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 8560 πŸ” 1438 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 71
a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

13.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 12246 πŸ” 3552 πŸ’¬ 514 πŸ“Œ 184

Someone at the NYT asked me a couple years ago for an opinion piece on "how to solve the Colorado River water crisis."

So I made a nice little writeup on the most obvious answer: charging for water.

Once the editorial board saw it, they freaked out & cancelled the piece.

13.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 695 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters

13.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1877 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 6
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A 'surge in scams' targeting Hudson County SNAP and WFNJ benefit recipients - Hudson County View A "surge in scams" has been targeting recipients of Hudson County SNAP and Work First New Jersey (WFNJ) benefits in March, an official said.

Families who use SNAP and WFNJ shouldn’t have to worry about scammers stealing their benefits.

That’s why I’ve introduced legislation to crack down on scams by improving coordination between the federal government, consumer advocates, and local law enforcement.

13.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Resident Evil

13.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal
like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer

13.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 2167 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 35

This feels like something Uncle Dijon would come up with, and then express exasperation that we weren't able to figure it out ourselves

13.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a simple solution to the situation in Strait of Hormuz where oiltankers would simply hit a trampoline and backflip over to the other side of the strait to avoid the dangers completely.

A picture of a simple solution to the situation in Strait of Hormuz where oiltankers would simply hit a trampoline and backflip over to the other side of the strait to avoid the dangers completely.

Saw the best and most realistic solution on reddit:

13.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 452 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

Thank you

13.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada lynx kitten

13.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13

RETVRN.

13.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

13.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 4872 πŸ” 655 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 133
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Brad "chicken heart" Vickers ✨

#ResidentEvil

13.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Got to hear some Chevening scholars talk about their stories last year. It's an amazing programme which can build enormous goodwill towards the UK among alumni, who often take up influential roles in their home countries. This rug-pull is cruel to the students and a self-inflicted wound by the UK.

13.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0