Imagine it's 3:47 a.m.
You need a sip of water
You crack your food eye open for one second and BAM!
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Imagine it's 3:47 a.m.
You need a sip of water
You crack your food eye open for one second and BAM!
BowWow lookin an absolute mess. Ashy. Washed out. T I R E D.
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
STICKY ICKY ICKY #Halo
There's a finesse in what I do, and if you can't appreciate that please gobble my balls
I believe in my heart of hearts that a grenade launcher can solve MOST problems
Bought a new controller yesterday, can you tell??
Got a real mixed bag this week. Satire. Noir. Absurdist surrealism. Puppets. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
Premise for Age of Attraction on Netflix
Yeah.... alright. But everyone has working eyeballs, right? Like, I'm in my 30's and have absolutely no problem identifying someone 20 years my junior/senior. How is this a show?!
Like, why start now?
The movie?
Jeremy Renner popping up always throws me
Krusty Brand Slender Vittles
Boy dinner
Saw a news report when I was a kid of a person who got hiccups and could never get rid of them. Ever since it's been a significant fear that's rattled in the back of my mind. That, and falling on the electric 3rd rail for the subway. That fear comes from watching The Warriors at a very young age
Don Pardo would HATE saying my name every week.
Protect Bobby Moynihan at all costs
Nas just caught the most vicious stray of all time
Never having watched a single HP movie I'm only just now seeing how talented this Radcliffe kid is.
"You gotta be more specific, you know how many LeBron's I know?"
"YOU'RE WELCOME WORLD, I GOT A DONK!"
Wall to wall jokes, but the first one that made me pause was this one shitting on Ryan Reynolds' buddy who changed his name to "save time".
Finally locking in with The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins
*Me since I began peppering "Not for nothin" in casual conversations*
How's the arch sauce vs. the mac sauce, could you taste a difference?
I've been wondering. Thank you for your service.
You know that line from Forrest Gump about the moon or whatever? I've got that but with movies. So, even if I'm not cool with a person or they're not in my life for whatever reason, if I see a film that I think they would dig, I hope that they're out there watching it
Rickety cricket smoking pcp
Mfw I’m saying that ChatGPT has 800 million active users every week
Vanessa Bayer fits right in everywhere though
