Well, it's official. We won't have a country soon.
We're sending troops soon to open the Strait of Hormuz and fail, while Pete Hegseth's future won't exist after saying CNN will soon be Fox News while thinking he's Super Eisenhower.
All because of star-spangled mysogeny.
SAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!
Lindsay wants the US to back up Arabia is Iran attacks?
How, if the checks clear?
Hello 2027 Oscars, on the plot alone
Why, Trump? THAT'S WHAT YOU DID
Anyone worried Lindsay Graham is convinced Iran and Cuba will be our 51st and 52nd states? His career is over, especially if HE is also found in THOSE files.
I see #MikeJohnson thinks the Trump Fan Club and the House are the same thing. Seeing him in the conference on college sports shows that. I wonder how long his praise will last once gas hits nine bucks a gallon. Tommy Flanagan would make a better President or his cheap suit
Let’s admit it, our “president” wants to be the Trumpatollah over us and Iran. He wants to be boss over reality.
He’s Homelander now but only flies in AI.
SAAAAAAADDD!!
Well, Kristi Noem is gone, thanks to too many selfie commercials.
I suspect the rest of the Cabinet will be tossed out...ESPECIALLY HEGSETH AND RUBIO...before Easter.
Or nearly most of them
If you must exist, Bruce, do it kicking and screaming and dressed like Elvis (still one of your best roles).
There's word Iran may not make it to the #WorldCup. I think it should because when it plays the US, no one will root for the Americans...not even us.
How's that for karma?
This from #LindsayGraham on "Meet the Press":
"Celebrate today, please, my Democratic colleagues, that the most evil man on the planet is no more."
That drips with irony and desperation. Some of us would disagree strongly, and the GOP shoves him on stage with the bus heading toward him.
SAAAAAADDD!
So Lindsay Graham says it's not Trump's job to come up with a plan to deter Iran from nuclear weapons, and it;s not Congress' job to tell him to stop.
Does he think Trump will make him his successor? Lindsay will ge a more suitable fate I'd rather not spell out. So will Trump...and us!
Just learned from Lindsay Graham if anyone dies in Operation Orange Mold or whatever it is, it will a noble death that will end future wars.
Ghosts of those who died in WWI should pay him a visit. His remarks make him sound pro-human sacrifice
Trump should cook a little bit?
well, there's one way....
So the Republicans finally got their wish and killed Iran’s Supreme Leader. So what if the Iranians aren’t as happy as we expect, especially when we hive them a new leader? This will not be appreciated as much as people think
There's been calls to cancel the #WorldCup in America thanks to Trump thinking he's Eisenhower and the GOP having to agree.
If Trump is...removed...before the event starts, does the US still stay as the hosts?
Also, would ALL of Congress and the Cabinet be impeached because they let this happen?
Oops. Keith ruined it by suggesting the US Men's Olympic Hockey team should be in the war because they were dumb enough to be pawns in the #SOTU. Bit too far, Keith
Listening to a #KeithOlbermann podcast on the US mugging of Iran. He claims Trump's doing this to maintain his fake Godhood and chubby rear end.
Yeah.
Trump also says it'll keep Iran from nuking us.
OK....how about everyone else?
And Congress does nothing.
We're not gonna make it to 250
So Pam Bondi just arrested 30 people who protested at a Minnesota church because the pastor worked for ICE.
She argues God tells you to shut up and dribble.
Wanna bet the only one facing jail time will be HER?
So Paramount will buy Warner Brothers. Aside from Popeye meeting Bugs Bunny, it means CNN is over.
What happens when MAGA is sent over the cliff? Will CNN be something else, like national public access?
Trick question time:
what would you prefer...#SOTU or the #Melania documentary.
They're both fiction.
Would prefer #Sinners because THAT would be a better #SOTU
Fugelsang will do that on Sirius. I'm doing that
and maybe they need the extra time to recover to prep for the PWHL...but aren't worried about hand speed
He thinks he's Nixon and the Silent Majority is back,
Actually he'll turn into Castro with the long speech he's planning, and the silent majority will be the Sleepy Suckers
Can a President be kicked out for price gouging? Asking for a planet.
Really, the final outrage will happen at State of the Union Tuesday. I'll be shocked if he doesn't declare war or fire someone...like the House of Representatives. It'll be a rally with better dressed lackeys
and of course he just called the court a liberal cabal. I also expect him to send ICE to deport them. Won't happen but if he's that mad, Tuesday will be worse
Welp, the #SupremeCourt says Trump can't set tariffs because he says so. He needs Congress to do it.
He'llpretend the #StateoftheUnion will be an Apprentice episode where he fires someone...and it'll be Congress and the Supreme Court.
Or he'll start the Iranian War. If so, time for President Vance
Gee, just heard Trump dumped #BillMaher like an inadequate escort all because Bill thought China is not a threat to the NHL.
Well, Bill's hopes at amnesty went out the window. Wanna apologize to Colbert?
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social just learned Bill Maher is upset Jimmy Kimmel is mad at him. Do you wish Bill is upset you won’t let him be on your show…although you might?
Now #LauraIngraham says Bad Bunny is an anti-American radical who's afraid of ICE. There's no gold medal for bitterness, "ladies", and you can't take it back
