Travis Bruggeman

I think the most American thing about me is that I fucking love cheese.

A far more entertaining journey than sitting through BOAN itself, if you ask me

The kids don't know about dumping Everclear and fruit punch into a trash can and just trying not to die

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I am a Helo and Boomer stan and I don't care what that says about me

This is my Kendrick v. Drake.
(Kendrick v. Drake was also my Kendrick v. Drake.)

I just rewatched A Chorus Line and I think the movie must have done the Cassie character dirty because I still hate her

She didn't know when she sent her fine ass man outside!

I ain't know why I feel so defensive of her, it's just Delta Slim sent everyone outdoors, and he caused more death than she did and I don't wanna blame everything on her because she's Asian. Still fucked up. (She looks great.)

But you must admit she look fine

Me in the Criterion closet: ”I haven’t seen most of these”

*the horse you rode in on* why am i catching strays?

Dunking is only allowed if you do at least a double lutz.

Are you well? Ma'am, you had the plague.

TONIGHT IN D&D:
Ehhhh it was pretty chill! I ran some errands, accidentally got a giant pit in my bedroom, switched rooms and then went to vote on the Dwarven council. Our candidate won!

As always, excellent alt text

I love this halfling

I'm sorry, I'm American: the former prince of England was arrested because of the Epstien files on his birthday at a place called Pizza Express??

PLEASANTVILLE (1998)

Fresh set of hours, y’all

F.D. Signifier's video about Tyler Perry might be so powerful it destroys Teyona Taylor's Oscar chances.

TONIGHT IN D&D:
We arrived at the largest city in the world. My gnome druid had to say goodbye to his favorite NPC (that we rescued and then accidentally kidnapped). We rested in luxury and everyone else went shopping. But Absinthe Wintersbloom has other plans...

(I'm Absinthe.)

Sometimes, in my case, I get high and suddenly feel sad that a harp costs more than a ps5; and that I want both but can afford neither.

Bree, did you accidentally create a CRT to flat-screen nostalgia for your CEILING PROJECTORS?

What's the most conservative American city with a major sports team? Does Salt Lake City still have a team? I'm curious. (And I don't follow sports)

I've always liked Paul Thomas Anderson but I wonder if he could write a role for his wife that's worthy of her.

This would make a killing in Oregon.

Same with Vulture

Chuck Schumer is disgraceful, and I don't love that Patti Murray is backing him up.

I can't justify it but Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas (Is You)