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Lies. You love it.

Even if you are 100% convinced that Democracy is already dead and our votes won't count...
PLEASE VOTE ANYWAY!
I'm begging everyone. There is a critical mass of voter turnout that will be too big to fix.
Please vote, no matter how bleak it seems.

I’m do love my fans you’re so right king

I want to be friends with Orville Peck he seems so fucking cool

😂😂

😭😭😭

Amen sister

How close are you to culinary freedom???

In an ideal world, every margarita would be frozen

Do kids still make jungle juice??? I really hope they do oh my god

My therapist is closing her practice and I’m devastated 😭😭😭

Idk if I’d be here without Dr. Anthony

Ahhh I can see that being frustrating, yeah

In another life, I think being a landscape architect would have been so cool

Standard (ketchup, mustard, relish, onion) and Tex-Mex (elote, fresh homemade guacamole, Mexican cheese, pickled red onion)

No one tell @ptklein.com but we had hot dogs 2 ways for dinner tonight 🤤

Apple. Y’all gotta fix this glitch where the most recently used emoji shifts right as you’re typing

You got me out here sending 😛😈 to my mom or 🤣😎 to a friend who’s dog died and 🍆👀 to my damn boss

🥹🥹🥹

I had a boys weekend/ 10 year reunion with my 7 roommates from undergrad and I forgot how straight guys are Just Like That 😂😂😂

a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin . ALT: a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .

I must ponder this

Everyone keeps trying to make tennis smaller - pickleball, ping pong, etc.

Why has no one dared to make it bigger??

Huuuuugeeeee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Jeffrey Epstein was a Zionist and the only people who debate against that are Zionists. Weird. Must be a coincidence.

If you’ll allow me to be a Car Gay™ for a moment, it breaks my heart to see the German Big 3 kind of just nosedive off a cliff and throw all their heritage away.

Just plastic, tacky screens, and cheap materials devoid of all character and finesse.

#CarSky

Toy Story 5: Woody Flies to Turkey

They made me a better person

Either Harris Teeter or Safeway I think??

I just tried the Mexican hot chocolate flavor and hooooly shit

CTC is a damn near perfect cereal

This unlocked memories I haven’t accessed in years omg